Ro Plant

mommy.

i LOVE my ro plant

by coekatjt November 22, 2021

Plants

Those things I spend a lot of money on that die instantly no matter what I do.

Did you hear that he killed his plants again?

by Fuckyou66790169 April 15, 2020

plant

To pile drive your penile area into a small hole in the ground

Sage wanted me to plant her garden.

by Daddy long peen January 9, 2019

Love thy plants

Love Thy Plants: • phrase coined by Sowvital: The ultimate plant parent mantra, reminding everyone to treat their green babies with as much love, respect, and care as they would any other family member.

• “Why did Karen cancel our movie night?” “She had to go home and water her new fern.” “Oh, right, Love Thy Plants the Sowvital way and all that.”

by MrGreen August 18, 2023

Planting the Fig Tree

The action of inserting one's erect penis in to the anus of their partner

"Yeah man, I totally planted the fig tree in her last night"
"If I'm lucky I'll be planting the fig tree tonight"

by AntiCommunistAction April 9, 2021

Kristen Plant

The description for a passive-aggressive unlikable woman who has a large and awful impact on everyone in her life, including her family who doesn't love her.

Lizzo is such a Kristen Plant.

by that ho December 19, 2023

Silly plants

A word disguised as the word weed

“I fucking love silly plants!”

by Taperoid March 29, 2024