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Lie-tied

This is similar to tongue-tied in that one is incapable of moving forward in speaking since they have started to tell a lie that they cannot talk themselves out of. People know they are caught and are tied up in their lie or lies.
As Kingston continued with his excuses to Becca why he was late, the look in her eyes informed him that he was lie-tied. He immediately began to give her all the money in his wallet as a first act of atonement for having another pint with the boys instead of meeting her on time...again!
by von groovy April 7, 2025
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Lie groups

(I'm sorry, they're not groups that Lie) groups of Lie type are the funniest jokes in mathematical group theory. Basically, all the math experts panic because they don't know what to call Liars. They concern "acting on" stuff that is "smooth" and have "many symmetries". (e.g. a piece of paper is smooth but with few symmetries; a circle is smooth (no sudden jolts) and has infinite symmetries.) technically, manifolds
Disputes regarding Lie groups' classification (techincally finite groups of Lie type iirc) happen due to isomorphisms and very similar properties. Derived from the classification of finite simple groups, Lie groups can exhibit unexpected isomorphisms with other types of groups. So we have no clue how to classify them.

Joke: 'Basically, the Lie groups all Lied and so the mathematicians got very confused'
by mb6fbhsphdrcb April 23, 2025
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Lie

WHEN EEVEE SAYS SHE LOOKS ANYTHING LESS THAN PERFECT
Thats a lie, You look perfect
by H0T M4N December 7, 2023
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Arda Lie

A Lie where you completely deny any form of truth even tho its obvious your lying
Person 1: Do you know the Batman.

Person 2: Yes, Yes I do!

Person 1:Did you see that movie where he banged his sister.

Person 2: Ofc, its was so funny.

Person 1: Bro, that movie does not exist.

Person 2: Really, but I can remember it Perfectly. Im sure Ive seen it before.

Person 1: Bro thats just a Typical Arda Lie bro!
by Berotisch March 2, 2025
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Armstrong Lie

A lie large enough that when caught, it'll bite you in the testicle.
I just caught my brother in an Armstrong Lie while he was sleeping with my wife.
by DB Beej July 17, 2014
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Jewel-lie

that darn jewel-lie
by Floyd Rider November 2, 2021
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Lie-arrhea

A condition that causes its host (a single person or a group of people) to have no control over their inconsiderate selfish mouths. The same as in uncontrollable bowl movements. LikeDiarrhea. They will lie to get what they need or manipulate a situation no matter what the outcome or consequence of any person around them. They lie, lie, lie.
"The people in this community have a serious case of Lie-arrhea".

"What an honest family but their son seems to have a serious problem with lie-arrhea".
by CatKite June 27, 2018
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