double marriage

An event in which since the two people are so hardcore, not only do they get married once, but then they get married AGAIN on top of that.

"Man, Charlotte and Connor are so hardcore"
"I know, that's why they got a double marriage"

by HardcoreChar September 27, 2009

double cowboy

A widely practical and awesome dance move, which can be used in every situation.
Method of execution: Acquiring two imaginary lassos going at the one time; one above head, and one situated at one's crotch region.. Along the lines of preforming a helicopter dick.
Every double cowboy is unique, and très chic.

Quiet venue before a concert begins-
I will give you 50 bucks if you get up in front of all these strangers, right now, and do the double cowboy.

by saaaahauceboss November 15, 2011

Double Onion

The process of having sexual intercourse where both participants are crying. Can be applied as a Triple Onion if a threesome is being partaken and so on. A Single onion is the most common.

"Hey man, heard you got lucky last night! How was it?"
"Turned into a bit of a Double Onion but It was still magical."

by Classic Alfredo December 28, 2016

Double Whopper

(noun) A sexual situation involving four people, mostly metaphorical. Literally, it is a sexual position similar to a sandwich. The two receiving parties are in the middle, one giving party is the top bun, other giving party is the lower bun.

So... date-night turned into couples dinner which turned into quite the double whopper.

by Tosser A. Wei November 14, 2015

Double Doink

When you obtain two fat-ass doinks during a sesh, and proceed to hit both at the same time.

While sitting in the rotation Jared was breaking the puff puff pass rule. Upon finally passing the blunt, he double doinked Dalton who wasn’t expecting Jared to finally pass. Dalton then preceded to enjoy the double doink while conducting a dope dragon exhale.

by SMTX May 21, 2018

double agent

a person that you think is a good friend,but then turns out to be anything but cool. Usually reserved for longtime friends gone bad.

After out trip to Siam, that fool turned out to be a total double agent; he tried to start macking on my girl.

by nolipz October 22, 2003

Double dm

Double texting (but on like Instagram or snapchat), is when you dm a girl and she leaves you on read; and you're thinking that she must have been too busy or just doesn't know of your pure magnificence, knowing this, you decide to act.

She couldn't possibly NOT be interested, and in thinking this, being either being too dumb, awkward, or confident to know that she just isn't interested, you dm her a second time, very seldom will you succeed in getting anything back.

Pulling a double dm should not be attempted unless you are the modern Shakespeare guru of the direct message. To find out if you are... pretty sure a modern Shakespeare guru wouldn't start with "Hey" so if you did, chances are, you just aren't interesting and probably shouldn't try a double dm.

A third dm is the maximum level of dm's you can get away with in a row, exceeding this labels you as a thirsty gaping butthole and the Jehovah's Witness of the direct messaging world (for real stop knocking on her door). DO NOT ATTEMPT unless you are dm Jesus himself and have come back on the third text. If it is just the third "Hey" in a row, you'll need him bro

-"UGH, is that Clay again? That's the second "hey" in a row!"
-"OMG, he's pulling a double dm? And its "hey"? boriiiing..."
- "I know right?"

by Brolympian18 December 5, 2017