Greasy Wednesday

A sex act involving getting a hand job with improvised lube while in public. Typically this includes a handy given behind a fast food chain using used grease.

She gave me a greasy Wednesday behind the Wendys last night.

by TaintYanker October 16, 2025

End of my rope wednesday

a way to say that you are absolutely tired of everything that is going on this week, can be used reguardless of what day it is

Person 1: End of my rope wednesday
Person 2: Dude its tuesday
Person 1: Zip it John

by Sparkyfam9000 November 21, 2022

Wedgie Wednesday

It's Wednesday the day to give someone a wedgie

It's wedgie Wednesday...... wedgie time

by Cm2255653 January 6, 2025

Wednesday personality

When a girl that is typically around 15 is in the emo phase and watches the show wednesday, basing her existance on it.

1: "Damn, she is really depressed in a stupid way..."
2: "Yeah, she got that Wednesday personality."

by TheRedactedWolf January 18, 2023

Torture (my friend's name) Wednesday

Every Wednesday I call "Torture (my friend's name) Wednesday". It's just a joke and me and a few friends made it up in 6th grade. The friend is okay with it and knows about it lol
If you wanna use it just put your friend's name and there you go
have fun

Me: Hey! Friend's name! It's "Torture (my friend's name) Wednesday"
My friend: Oh no not again

by Eluna April 7, 2022

Green Wednesday

Wearing Green on Wednesday means that you're extremely horny.

"bruh why are you always wearing green on wednesday?"

"it's called green wednesday. if you wear green on wednesday it means that you're horny as fuck"

"damn imma start wearing green on wednesday too"

by lukehemmingsismydad March 20, 2024