Wanker’s lantern

When someone always uses their phone to win an argument and who can never be wrong

Once again, this wanker is using their wanker’s lantern to win this argument

by Tom fiddle March 16, 2019

Bin wanker

Someone who likes to touch bins whilst feeling sexually aroused.

Burnzy stop being a Bin Wanker again, it’s not Bin day till Wednesday.

by Finch1716 July 16, 2019

Wanker syrup

Ejaculate after rubbing one out, but for your pancakes. See also cumcakes. (Old Meeshiganees)

Hey ma you got any wanker syrup for muh pancakes.

by TheManagement October 18, 2020

Wanker at the wheel

A guy in a (usually) small car, who drives on free ways wanking (Masturbating) while he's driving

British guy 1: "Look at that cheeky bastard fappin while ees drivin"

British guy 2: oh man ee's a wanker at the wheel, and ees watchin poan too!"

by Crown Victoria November 13, 2020

Sunshine wankers

Noun:- (plural)

1. Those that consume alcoholic beverages and inhabit an extrovert, boisterous (and commonly aggressive) nature when the sun is out - mostly persons from a 'chavvy' background.

"It's quite a nice day today, do you think there will be any 'sunshine wankers' around?

by sophisticated_unicornsie May 27, 2013

Wanker's Crown

Alternative phrase for man bun or manbun when worn by a hipster or similarly smug, pretentious twat.

"I see that guy next door is now wearing a Wanker's Crown"
"Yes, gone down the full Hipster route sadly....."

by Dgaf72 January 25, 2020

whiteboard wanker

A pejorative game design term used to desribe game designers who lack technical skills and and an understanding of how design philosophy is implemented. Therefore, such whiteboard wankers are only able to verbally articulate their ideas.

Jesus Aaron is such a whiteboard wanker all he does it talk about how fun this game is going to be once engineering builds it.

by ADGOD May 16, 2018