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by Smart mf March 11, 2021
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tool shame

The act of shaming others for not using non-tool truck (ie Snap-On) tools. Usually done to justify the thousands of dollars the shamer has invested in his tools when in reality his are just as effective as the cheap tools
Shamer... Hey them there Harbor Freight sockets ain't as good my Snap-On ones

Shamee... pound sand jackass and stop tring to tool shame me.
.. at least mine costed $20 whereas yours cost $300
by Kram Larry October 26, 2022
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Tool-bag

A combination of the common cut-downs "tool" and "duesch bag"...a very annoying or otherwise repulsive indivitual who assumes he is a part of a group of friends when that group of friends actually dispizes that person.
Tom Lewis is a tool-bag, why the hell does he open is mouth.
by Josh Lucas February 19, 2006
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Conformist Tool

Someone who's both a conformist and a tool. This essentialy means they do whatever it takes to fit in with their idea of what's "cool" (almost always trying to hard and further preventing it)and often let themselves be used and taken advantage of by their "friends". Rather than being a redundant statement, seeing as a conformist and a tool are the same thing to everyone who isn't anal enough to give a shit, the repetition seems to just strengthen the meaning.
Adam:Hey guys! Check out my new {Generic Gangsta Rapper}
T-shirt. Michael bought it for me after I drove him to the concert, paid for his and all his friend's tickets then drove them back to my place where they had a massive party and totally trashed the place. Isn't it cool?

The conformist tool should then be beaten to death by everyone within earshot.
by Shayden March 5, 2008
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tool shedding

When the stock markets gets hit in your grill and you have no idea what the fukk is going on.
Lou was buying BHP in Australia and it was getting a tool shedding.
by Jimaxgp January 22, 2008
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tool cut

A hair grooming technique used by adolescent males who take pride in looking like complete douchebags, or "tools." Style consists of long bangs and a shaved back of the head. In the most unfortunate cases, hair on top of the head is worn gelled and sticking up.

Note: may also be accentuated with bad yellow highlights, and serves the purpose of turning women off those sporting these dreadful locks.
jessie: hey, caitlin! Your boyfriend's tool cut is pretty heinous.
caitlin: i know! it sort of makes my eyes bleed when i look at him.
jessie: that haircut has "i'm about to be single" written all over it.
caitlin: pour me another shot?
by whoawhoawhoaaa May 18, 2008
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tool depot

someone that is an even bigger douche and the previous terms such as: tool, tool box, tool belt, and tool shed...just aren't enough to describe said douche. therefore that person is considered the entire tool depot.
Sara: That guy is such a tool.
Ellen: Yeah he's a total tool box.
Ashley: Nah he's a toool shed.
Ellen: Fuck that...he's the whole tool depot.
by ellen schnurbusch January 4, 2009
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