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witch

Woman
In
Total
Control of
Herself
Man: let me help you-
Woman: no, I don’t need you, I’m a witch, I got this
by Jazzyfizzle May 30, 2022
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Witching Hour

A phrase artsy fartsy goth girls use as another term for masterbatin time. Usually before bed or when nobody else is around.

They'll tell you it's when they burn candles and stuff but we all know what's really up.
"You guys need to head out it is getting late. It's almost time for my Witching Hour and I have class in the AM" - Tracy said.
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Witch of Greed

by skelebro1 May 10, 2022
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Josue The Wrong Witch

When people say that someone has been hexed by the baddest version of Josue the Witch.
You done messed with the wrong witch.
You done messed with Josue The Wrong witch.
by Funsizepapi August 22, 2023
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Kiss the Witch

Slang within gay circles, namely religious priest who are trying to hide their homosexuality, that refers to kissing the underside of a circumcised penis. The term is used as code for beginning a "blow job" to relieve sexual tensions. Mockery of the matter is the penis head circumcized looks like a witch with a hat. This is purported to be the slang used by ghost gay leaders within the Catholic Church and has been considered "odd" and peculiar by Talk Show Host Raymond Arroyo. It is code given the dispute as to whether Sodomy is sin or whether modern science has proven sexuality transcends natural law.
"Let me heal you with my mouth and kiss the witch". Just calm down and let someone kiss the witch.
by Templar Knight of Light October 20, 2023
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Google Witch

A crystal enthusiast interested in furthering esoteric knowledge via google. The type of person (picture: her chipped nail polish, incense and Jimi Hendrix tee) focuses on the optics of witch craft. Consider this behavior gentrification.
“Yo did you see that google witch pull out those tarot cards for the gram?”
by Withtheeyecontact September 8, 2020
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A witch and her cat

A sick podcast on spotify about Harry Potter

(on patreon and buzzsprout too)
:)
smart person; hey did you listen to that last episode of A Witch And Her Cat

other smart human; ofc i’m not an idiot
by bruh ur mom December 9, 2021
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