Olga: Why the fuck is there a huge ass dent in the front of your car?
Jacque: I was 3 Sheets last night and I hit a small antelope.
Jacque: I was 3 Sheets last night and I hit a small antelope.
by Fuckthatnoise July 22, 2021
Get the 3 Sheetsmug. I tried to turn over in bed but couldn't because the dog was being a sheet weight and I didn't want to throw him across the room.
by Mariussincalvious June 30, 2025
Get the Sheet Weightmug. person 1: Blood still stains when the sheets are washed
person 2: Sex don't sleep when the lights are off
person 3: Kids are still depressed when you dress them up
person 4: and syrup is still syrup in a sippy cup
person 2: Sex don't sleep when the lights are off
person 3: Kids are still depressed when you dress them up
person 4: and syrup is still syrup in a sippy cup
by syrupisstillsyrupinasippycup. February 17, 2024
Get the Blood still stains when the sheets are washedmug. To have sex
by Slice Of Za January 28, 2022
Get the Sharing Sheetsmug. Many a dude feels clueless about these cranky bedclothes --- he knows how to hold 'em, but he never can learn how to fold 'em.
I don't mind helping out wif da laundry, but I always let my girlfriend take care of stowing da Kenny Rogers fitted sheets --- it's always a real "gamble" to have me attempt it.
by QuacksO March 5, 2025
Get the Kenny Rogers fitted sheetsmug. by Harrington Scruffs January 23, 2008
Get the balance the sheetsmug. when you attempt to make your bed with a fitted sheet but one corner always, ALWAYS comes off. either during the night and you wake up with one corner off, or when you attempt to make your bed and one corner pops off.
danny: dude ive tried putting on this sheet for the past 10 minutes and one corner just wont stay on
kevin: you have some serious fitted sheet syndrome
kevin: you have some serious fitted sheet syndrome
by kieralovedanny September 13, 2025
Get the fitted sheet syndromemug.