MONK

one of slug cats relatives. (i assume you know him) he's basically EZ mode for RAIN world, if you shall chose this yellow boi, he will make any VERY dangerous creatures go extinct but at the cost of being more fragile to stuff that can kill you.
also hes said to be one with nature

monk: I HAVE THE POWER TO KILL ANY VERY DANGEROUS CREATURE
someone idk: so why does that green lizard still exist
monk: i didn't say all of them

by someone else thats not u January 13, 2021

Monk Bag

The sexual act of inserting one testicle into the anus of a girl and the second one into her vagina. A fairly difficult task, thus one who can accomplish the Monk Bag can achieve enlightenment. (Act of - "monk bagging")

My girl is totally down for the Monk Bag so I can achieve enlightenment!

by lost_number August 17, 2016

poke a monk

Religious Porn

Man I'm really want to poke a monk tonight said the Nun

by Plungerbaby October 15, 2022

Monke

Another term to refer to as a monkey. Preferably use monke over monkey.

Praise The allmighty monke .

by ilovemonkes March 16, 2021

Monke

WHEN YOU GET BITCHES AS IN HAVING MULTIPLE GIRLS OR GETTING BITCHES WHEN EVEN YOU PLEASE. HAVING SEX OR ANY TYPE OF SEXUAL PLEASURE FROM OPPOSITE GENGER

YO CALEB FINALLY GOT SOME MONKE AT DA PARTY.

WADE GET DA MOST MONKE

by MONKEGETTER June 12, 2022

Monke

A baby monkey often use in internet memes

That is such a cute monke.

by Loxqd January 1, 2022

Monke

Monke is a great species that should have been brung back, sadly god made them extinct. but there is still some hope for epic gamer monke that 99% of their species were life good! To return to monke and reject humanity use the steps below!

To reject humanity return to Monke use these simple steps!:

Step 1: You need a glass of seahorse milk. Make sure you have some! Then drink it

Step 2: Do cock and ball torture for 5 hours per day

Step 3: Get the obamium don't worry, there is many in space

Step 4: Repeat for 3 weeks

Step 5: Jump in the sea and drown

Step 6: You will die and return as monke!

by Arandomstupidperson May 25, 2021