by josefu0 May 16, 2017
Substantial and visible bruising (i.e. yellow or purple discoloration) over large areas of the body due to repeated impact, such as by punching or kicking.
After a month of intense training and sparring, James developed a sickly yellow Kung Fu suntan all down his shins.
by Bosonator August 17, 2019
Derived from fuckBig and South African Slang kak. Together, these two words give birth to the exceptionally incredible word Fu-Ka. Pronounced Fah-Kah. Meaning something that is unpleasant/ garbage/total trash or Fu-Ka
by Shwiftymofo April 19, 2020
Too long: Fuck you, a reply to a Long post about/containing information you are against or aggravated by.
by tekie boi August 17, 2018
An ancient method of energy control practiced by selected members of the Chinese population, said to allow the user to gain full mastery of his inner chi. Advanced practioners are said to be able to exert control on nearby individuals. Historically Fu Jiang Xuai practitioners played an instrumental role in assisting in China’s population boom, through their ability to channel Chi to the users’ sexual reproductive organs. They are a highly clandestine group and their presence was only recently known through the discovery of Fu Jiang Xuai scrolls in abandoned meeting grounds.
Fu Jiang Xuai practitioners undergo stringent testing and examination before they are able to fully master its techniques. Based on ancient scrolls, Fu Jiang Xuai extends to 3 levels, with level 3 being granted to only experienced users able to exert full control to other individuals. These tests have been known to be extremely rigorous, with inexperienced members being unable to walk properly for months (or in some cases, years).
Fu Jiang Xuai practitioners undergo stringent testing and examination before they are able to fully master its techniques. Based on ancient scrolls, Fu Jiang Xuai extends to 3 levels, with level 3 being granted to only experienced users able to exert full control to other individuals. These tests have been known to be extremely rigorous, with inexperienced members being unable to walk properly for months (or in some cases, years).
by FuJiangXuai August 28, 2023
"Master Pastor Kusanigger, how do I master the art of Nig-Fu?"
"Get me more fent, and I will tell you..."
"Get me more fent, and I will tell you..."
by spicmadder August 22, 2024
Sofa-fu is a self-defense mechanism that is learnt by vigorously beating your sofa. Punches, Kicks or anything but with a sofa you can destroy all
by syrupapple May 23, 2019