A variable that usually created on accident without knowing that it was created until it comes back and becomes completely out of your control. Like a bastard child.
Nick didn't realize that punching that llama would become a bastard variable and come back on him in a major way.
by .XV!::: March 30, 2009
Get the Bastard Variablemug. Combined with both bitch and bastard. It referrs to an idiot or moron.
You can use it for both sexes. Also for a noun.
You can use it for both sexes. Also for a noun.
by Maddie Jean October 4, 2005
Get the bitch-bastardmug. by Tan-Killer October 19, 2008
Get the Proddie Bastardmug. An internet meme that started out on Facebook. It's an expression used when someone does something that's either really daring, or not daring at all but is just something people sometimes don't do because they are courteous to others.
{Daring}
-The man walked through the everglades because he's a fearless bastard.
-I crossed the road without looking because I'm a fearless bastard.
{Not really daring}
-I ate the last piece of cake because I'm a fearless bastard.
-I learned how to ride a bike without training wheels because I'm a fearless bastard.
-I wrote 199 words on a 200 word essay because I'm a fearless bastard.
-The man walked through the everglades because he's a fearless bastard.
-I crossed the road without looking because I'm a fearless bastard.
{Not really daring}
-I ate the last piece of cake because I'm a fearless bastard.
-I learned how to ride a bike without training wheels because I'm a fearless bastard.
-I wrote 199 words on a 200 word essay because I'm a fearless bastard.
by BagelBoy August 8, 2011
Get the Fearless Bastardmug. When a wayward french fry appears in a bag of onion rings or fried zucchini. It can also apply to a regular french fry showing up in a batch of curly fries (or vice versa).
by 2smokingbarrels May 23, 2012
Get the Bastard Frymug. by lotuspanda March 15, 2008
Get the bastard hatmug.