When you know your wife is wrong and you're right and you argue your point and win. But did you really win?
Friend: "Hey, you look tired today. What's up?"
Me: "Wife was wrong about something and we argued about it. I won."
Friend: "Why's that got you lookin' so rough?"
Me: "I was Dead Right and slept on the couch."
Me: "Wife was wrong about something and we argued about it. I won."
Friend: "Why's that got you lookin' so rough?"
Me: "I was Dead Right and slept on the couch."
by unclvito November 30, 2017
by Kristin March 14, 2004
P: I don't think I want to go there on Boxing Day. It's going to be filled with aggressively cheap asians clambering for the same television. They're all too eager to get their hands on a remote control so they can cover it in plastic wrap when they get home.
I: Wow, that was pretty racist.
P: My family is asian though, remember?
I: Yeah, but you're adopted. I don't think you can claim the racism rights for that.
I: Wow, that was pretty racist.
P: My family is asian though, remember?
I: Yeah, but you're adopted. I don't think you can claim the racism rights for that.
by meltingpot December 22, 2011
Some one who looks good bending over.
Only really describes girls with no boobs and big butt's and hips.
Only really describes girls with no boobs and big butt's and hips.
by Blondieswish June 17, 2020
A term used by miserable, pretentious people whose lives are so utterly devoid of meaning that they resort to unintelligent and vapid substitutions of normal English and transform it into perverse cacophony.
Morton: "Come here, right meow"
Carlton: "Morton, since you used the term 'right meow' I have to conclude that you are one of those loser-types I've been warning my children to stay away from."
Carlton: "Morton, since you used the term 'right meow' I have to conclude that you are one of those loser-types I've been warning my children to stay away from."
by Xylophonist December 05, 2011
by SexOffender4488889999 June 22, 2010
by TotallyOriginal April 17, 2015