Fair one

A fair one when fighting is fighting a person one on one and not jumping people who actually know how to fight often do fair ones

Example: “fight me in a fair one no jumping !”

by Kashhtoofnnastee September 26, 2023

County-fair-it

Placing one's hands behind one's back - wrists crossed - and consuming what is in front of you (food, alcohol)in the tradition of an old county fair eating contest.

"Looks like you're having a little trouble getting that cake into your mouth Susie; why don't you just put down the fork and county-fair-it?

by BluderFly August 2, 2008

Horse Fair

Horse Fair is where willing Mares give themselves up for auction to a Stallion without ever seeing their faces

Josh: I'm really excited for Horse Fair next month, always wanna to experience being used by so many guys.
Frank: Me too, I wonder how many guys I'll have.

by RiLoCh February 13, 2023

Laissez-faire faveur

When someone offers a favor, but in reality, they want you do the majority of the work.
Translated from French, this is a "let them do it" favor.

Darius: "The company laid me off, but they are willing to give me a strong recommendation during my job search."
Maddy: "Sounds like a laissez-faire faveur."
Darius: "Why do you say that?"
Maddy: "That happened to me once. It was all cool until the CEO told me to write my own recommendation for them to edit and return to me on company letterhead."

by porkchchoppanzeefin May 5, 2020

Financial Fair Play

Established by UEFA to prevent football clubs from spending more than they actually earn.
**Does not apply to Manchester City

"That is the only thing that disturbs. My opinion about FFP (Financial Fair Play) doesn't change, like my opinion on VAR."
- Jose Mourinho

by a dude, not a dudette July 15, 2020

fair weather flyer

1. a skydiver who hasn't cut away and only comes out to the drop zone when the weather is nice enough to jump

2. a weekend warrior who skydives when the weather permits

1. my friends have 9 to 5 jobs and kids so they are fair weather flyers

2. my dad works during the week and jumps on the weekend if its nice out. he's such a fair weather flyer

by ashproh December 7, 2011

Fair

A straight male that has done enough fairy ass things to be considered a true fair.

The other day after work Connor said that Candlebox is now his favorite band while he was sipping a Mango Cart. The guy is officially a full blown fair.

by FrickJames October 15, 2020