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African Tunnel Monkey

A thin black penis completely surrounded by a frizzly mane of pubic hair. The penis is usually unfindable except be its' owner, who frequently keeps it tucked near his nut sack so he can find it easily. Although the African Tunnel Monkey is not a measure of dick size, it is uncommon to find a normal sized lingum engulfed in pubic hair.
Last night I was looking to get my twat stuffed by this new guy, but when he pulled down his pants all I could see was this African Tunnel Monkey... so I friend-zoned him.
by dr. abel September 10, 2013
mugGet the African Tunnel Monkeymug.

Hedgehog Tunnel

The vagina/vulva of a woman who some weeks ago shaved her pubic hair, but it has since regrown into stubble, which is so sharp and spiky that it prickles anyone who goes near it, not unlike a hedgehog
I fucked Tina last night, she had mad Hedgehog Tunnel though.
by Hedgehog Tunnel Man June 1, 2024
mugGet the Hedgehog Tunnelmug.

Holland Tunnel

Receptive genitalia (ie. vaginas, anuses) that have been used/abused so much that they are large, and gaping... no longer tight.
If you looked at his ass after getting fisted, you'd think it was the Holland Tunnel.
by 8DaddyCum April 11, 2024
mugGet the Holland Tunnelmug.
Carpal pussy tunnel syndrome is one of the most common hand conditions. It is caused by pressure on the median nerve in the carpal tunnel of the wrist. The carpal tunnel is a narrow passageway surrounded by bones and ligaments on the palm side of the hand. When the median nerve is compressed by fingering your women. Fingering can cause symptoms which include numbness, tingling and weakness in the thumb and fingers.
I think I got carpal pussy tunnel syndrome from fingering my wife.
by Portugals Fireman July 6, 2024
mugGet the Carpal Pussy Tunnel Syndromemug.

A Gaza Tunnel

A bdsm homosexual act, typically anal sex, that ends in the receiver crying and asking for forgiveness.
Wow, did you see that? I heard he had a Gaza Tunnel last night.
by PJai December 23, 2023
mugGet the A Gaza Tunnelmug.

Tunnel to Crazy Town

Vagina, or pussy; referred to in a way when a man gets caught in a "sticky" situation with a crazy woman due to sexual desire.
You sure went through the Tunnel to Crazy Town with this one, didn't you?
by The Real Blue Wolf September 19, 2018
mugGet the Tunnel to Crazy Townmug.

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