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towel boy

n.
an individual who is known to be the only single person in his/her group of friends after being alone for a substantial amount of time and is subjected to the whims of other couples; a derogatory term for people that give other couples their towels after they had sex. Derived from "third wheel", but to the long-term extreme.
Guy 1: "You think you'll find love?"
Guy 2: "Nope. Not now, not ever."
Guy 1: "Bro you're being negative. You've only been single for 15 years. Your time will come. Trust."
Guy 2: "At this point, imma have to wait another 15 years. I honestly don't care. Once a towel boy, always a towel boy."
by YT_BlueFro June 13, 2025
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Swass Towel

A towel used to collect swass (ass sweat that accumulates in the ass crack and seeps out uncomfortably on a hot, humid day). Also, a loathable person.
by not Leora August 21, 2023
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Towel-Shank

The act of wrapping up a towel then smaking someone with it.
Don't make me towel-shank you
by Tavi/PinkPowderCandy April 1, 2024
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Sick towel

a towel that reeks a stench of rotting food and stomach acid it’s stinking and putrid this often used when one is unwell and can’t be arsed to get out of bed and use toilet to be sick int
“Mate please mate get me ma sick towel Harris please mate mate mate mate I’m gonna be sick man please mag
by Putriddeclyn May 30, 2024
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