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Shit

Them: I have to take a shit.

You: Don't you mean you have to take a poop.
by thegoodzz July 5, 2010
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Shit

Can be used as a name for any drug.
Usually used when in a place where people might be listening to other peoples' conversations, and they don't want to get caught.
I got us some good shit for tonight. We're gonna be sooo blazed!
by Sam-I-Ami August 21, 2008
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shit

shit is of course poop enough said but shit i also general things or you could be telling people to eat shit suck shit shitty job shitty place shitty house anything that is shitty makes it worse
my salad is ruined because a bird shit in it.
by ibeaperson July 10, 2010
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Shit

That brown stuff that comes out of your ass. Also known as "Poop".
I take a shit every morning, it ussually comes out soft.
by Locomotion Titties April 5, 2010
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shit

Used as an apprpriate gesture of surprise,or disgust. When combined with certain words, the meaning can swing:

Prefix 'the' = Great
Prefix 'oh' = Forgotten or found out something/denotes fear.
Suffix 'man' = Sympathy for oneself or other persons withint the vecinity or suprise, if voice raises octave
Suffic 'dude' = See above




"The shit"
"Oh Shit"
"Shit man!"
"The shit"
"Oh Shit"
"Oh Shit! That guy is gonna fucking kill me!"
"Shit man!"
by Marvin the Dork July 22, 2008
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Shit

The cuss word shit, or the poop.
1. Holy Shit

The biggest shit you've ever seen.

2. Marker Shit

It leaves a mark on the toilet

3. Ghost shit

You feel the shit come out, but it's not there

4. Turtle shit

The shit comes out and then comes back in, you can't let it come out!

5. Mexican Shit

Too much Mexican food, can lead to extremely poisonous toxic shit gas.

6. No Shit

You need to go shit, but you can't.

7. Fart Shit

It feels like you really need to go shit, feels like a solid, but all that comes out is a fart.

8. Peter Griffin Shit

You fart, at the same time you shit

9. Smell Shit

Very Smelly

10. Caught Shit

When you flush the toilet, it's gone, but when someone else enters, it's there

11. ForgotToFlushShit

You forgot you flushed the toilet, but you are too lazy to check.

12. Caught Shit

You just simply forgot to flush, and you get caught
by TheChaoticDuck February 9, 2014
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The Shit

Another name for the word jealousy. This word can also be used by your girlfriends ex boyfriend when he becomes insanely jealous of you.
Ex boyfriend: Your boyfriend acts like he's the shit!

Girlfriend: Maybe because he is!
by MxOxB October 20, 2008
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