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Squeeze Lungs

noun.

- the process where one inhales too quick, that his lungs begin to constrict rather than expand, Therefore leaving that person wheezing and coughing for air.
"Be careful when you kill it. Don't hit it too fast and get squeeze lungs."
by #iMadeinstagram September 16, 2014
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Squeeze bucket

Hey Tor, where's your squeeze bucket?
by Spl08812 September 14, 2017
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Squeezing an edloaf

While taking a dump, having to clinch up your butt, breaking or “squeezing” your doodie log off, in order to end your poop before you are actually finished. (Usually resulting in excessive wiping and dingleberries.)
I’m squeezing an edloaf, if I’m going to catch the bus. No leisurely pooping for this cowboy today!
by Cap’n Cuntch February 22, 2020
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poon squeeze

To cope a feel of your female partners underparts in a fondling sort of maneuver

(Verb. Poon squeezing)
Usually in a romantic setting
The only true way to experience a woman's complexity is through a truly masterful poon squeeze.
by Purt Cunning July 8, 2016
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booty squeeze

When you don't wipe well and shit squeezes out while you walk.
Damn bro. I got booty squeeze right now the stall didn't have enough toilet paper.
by TheChadandLad October 5, 2021
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Squeeze Mah Cheese

Masterbaiting really fast in a short amount of time.
I always Squeeze Mah Cheese in the bathroom, 4 minutes before English class starts.
by DeepFreeze June 23, 2010
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jack my main squeeze

jackson is a cool kid and he likes to send memes especially about the holocaust he is a terrorist and is apart of the mafia and likes to rape young children.
by jsbshhahaha bahah June 28, 2019
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