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Batting Merrins

Australian slang saying for when someone is dating a person who is a significantly higher catch than themselves.w

The saying is a variation on the term "Batting Overs" which literally means you're batting above your average, but colloquially refers the above dating reference. It originated as a comment on former Rugby League player Trent Merrin during the time he was dating/engaged to professional surfer Sally Fitzgibbons.
Guy 1 "Have you seen his new girlfriend? She's so much better looking than he is"
Guy 2 "Yeah, he's definitely batting Merrins"
by JimmyTI May 16, 2023
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Bats Moment

When something stupid happens when it shouldn't work as it has.
I have had a bats moment.
by Crxissxnt December 2, 2022
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soggy bats

When someone's has soft punches
"You have soggy bats"
by Leah Charles worth July 29, 2017
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Sex bat

Damn that guy is so FUCKING hot.. he is a sex bat.
by Upsidedown cactus July 31, 2017
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Nerf Batting

Verb
The act of using one's penis or penis like object while erect like a baseball bat to hit the other individual on or around the face during sexual intercourse. Usually a surprise, the purpose is not to cause the most damage or pain (a Foul) but to see first how far the "batter" can swing the penis or penis like object from the original position to point of contact with as much flair as possible. Typically scored like baseball using the base and strike out system one can factor their score by the distance, style, amount of time swinging, location of impact, sound of impact, and other factors of their swing.
"Billy said his Tinder match was so bad in bed rather than say anything he tried Nerf Batting her so she would leave."
"What happened?"
"She was shocked and left right after, but he said it was a Home Run so it was all worth it in the end".
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Bling Bat

Some who wear fake bling
Get outta here with your fake jewels you bling bat!
by The Real Snail July 22, 2018
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Wang bat

A big ass flying insect also known as a mosquito hawk but in Texas they're like 16 foot long and carry small children around.
Did you see that big ass wang bat just fly by damn you're not be down and grab those Charlie's little son.
by Gt420tx July 29, 2018
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