do as i tell you you barrel of monkeypiss

when a father is telling his son to do something and the son isn't doing it and the dad gets pissed

when a father is telling his son to do something and the son isn't doing it and the dad gets pissed and says do as i tell you you barrel of monkeypiss

by The Bandit May 8, 2008

Bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states

shlong a bitch over a barrel while she reads the United States Constitution.

I could bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states, but she is in a wheelchair

I fucked the freedom out dat bitch.

by Young Metros Trustee July 4, 2016

Combination AK-57 uzi radar laser triple barrel double scoped heat seeking shotgun

The only weapon powerful enough to kill a turdy point buck. There is only one in existence, but the owner of the weapon is a very bad shot, as he could not hit an 8 foot tall deer from ten feet away.

My only hope was betty lou. She was the one. A Combination AK-57 uzi radar laser triple barrel double scoped heat seeking shotgun.

by crashdagamer December 30, 2021

just tell peppy you couldn't do a barrel roll because you were too busy getting stoned

He'll understand

Press Z or R twice!

by The Pimp March 5, 2004

barreller

to sniff/ gank large amounts of cocaine regularely on several occasionions

a " hey man john is a huge barreller these days eh" b " ya man john is deep into the ol nose candy/snot rocket"

by barreler123 November 20, 2011

Barrel-Fuck

Also called "The Georgia Sunshine", "What are you doing step bro?" or "Old-timer's fleshlight" - To capture something (particularly an ape such as a baboon or gorilla) within a container (typically an empty barrel or large drinking keg) , tip it over to where its behind is facing up and pound said thing's guts to oblivion.

"Ever barrel-fucked a baboon buck nekked in the middle of the Sahara, balls-deep in pink so nice ya gotta tap it twice? That's how it feels to drive a Ford F-150."

by W0W32987 January 4, 2023

Fish in a Barrel

A: Also definition of “Shooting Fish in a Barrel” a idiomatic word, it means Something easy, Easy to Target, Effortless, Ridiculously easy, or etc

B: Fishes were packed inside a barrel

Example:

A: Just defeated a boss level this is like “Shooting Fish in a Barrel”

B:

Guy 1: Hey we found some barrel!

Guy 2: Cool, what’s inside of it?

Guy 1: It’s a bunch of fish! Maybe we can cook all of these!

Guy 2: Sure, Im hungry

by Fascinated21 July 2, 2023