Big Squares

Cigarettes. Don't smoke, and run away if someone asks you if you have a Big Square.

Ross and Brandon asked me for some Big Squares. I ran away, like a good person.

by kaylee3721 December 27, 2007

red squares

the opposite of blue balls

person 1: last night, she gave me red squares.
person 2: what the fuck...? is that..?

by m0ntana May 15, 2021

Square Baby

A square baby is one that comes out so deformed that late term abortion is a mercy. Typically used when describing the side effects (such as Anencephaly) of toxic chemicals during pregnancy e.g., smoking cigarettes, DuPont poisoning the groundwater with C8 in the 40's, Norfolk Southern chemically nuking East Palestine, Ohio in 2023.

Benzene, one of the chemicals released into the atmosphere after February 3rd, 2023 at 8:54 p.m, when the eastbound Norfolk Southern Railway general merchandise freight train 32N derailed on main track 1, is on the Proposition 65 list because it is proven to cause cancer and birth defects or other reproductive harm such as miscarriages.

"Hey dad, what's a 'square baby'? At school today our D.A.R.E. officer told us if we did drugs while we were pregnant, we'll have a square baby and everyone laughed"

by 2xMVR February 15, 2023

game square

the game square is what the 1game cube is called after it has been thoroughly shoved through the rectum in an intense hour of hornyness during the coronavirus pandemic

Damn y’all, did you see Logan? He’s in the hospital because of the game square stuck in his asshole

by mikehuntinyourpussy March 23, 2020

square firecracker

when a fart comes at but the but you leaned to the side, and it’s very loud on the chair

I had a big square firecracker in class

by periodwithtrans January 25, 2023

Angsty Squares

A code word for weed brownies

"My dude, do ya got anymore angsty squares on ya? "

"Yeah man, I'll hook ya up"

by Chaotic_neutral_memes January 2, 2019

dookie squares

Toilet Paper or Moist Flush-able wipes used to clean yourself after defecating.

"Hey! This bathroom is all outta dookie squares! Someone bring me a fresh roll!

by Jmanvega310 May 10, 2016