Shorts September

This is where you must wear shorts in September. No Pants!! This is especially hard in places like Michigan where the weather usually sucks.

It's so frigid, I wish I could wear pants, but it's shorts september.

Random Girl: Why are you wearing shorts?
Mal: Because it's shorts september!!

by MalLovesShortsSeptembers!! September 28, 2009

29 September

29 September is the day your shortest or tallest friend has to buy you a bag of candy of your choice

29 September shortest or tallest buy you candy

by Cool_sabi_on_tiktok November 24, 2019

September 12th

an ugly as cheating bitch hoe named marshall was born

me: when’s your birthday?
some dude: september 12th
me: is your name marshall?
some dude: yeah...
me: FUCKING HOE

by yung thicc hoe November 14, 2019

September 30th

It’s National Couple Day!!! If you are single find your self an S.O. and if you already are dating someone just celebrate it!!!

Girl: Hey look it’s September 30th
Boy: Will you go out with me

by Vfa930 October 18, 2019

September 27

Fucking today you shit

Johnny: It's fucking September 27 you wankstain

Charlie: Holy shit what the fuck!

by theteller21 September 25, 2018

September 1

Official musically day. Ever since they brought TikTok and took down musically they made September 1 a day to bring back old musically memories :)

yo I’m so excited for September 1 it’s official musically day

by cool anonymous September 1, 2020

September 6

Cut your ex dick off day

Shii today’s September 6 , it’s cut your ex’s dick off

by Cubanlinkkz September 5, 2021