Taylor Swift

Mother.

Person 1: Whos mothering?
Me: Taylor Swift ofc!

by KattyKay10 August 16, 2023

esme swift

u smell reeeally bad. ur a big fat liar and an attention whore. u fancy ur own brother #incest. ur just so ugly too. nobody cares what you have to say

hi its chris and i hate esme swift

by ninjagoisthebestshow August 20, 2023

west swift

A west swift is a person that listens to Taylor swift and Kanye west and should get hate from listening to both

I’m a west swift because I listen to Kanye and Taylor

by Ywkwjjw September 3, 2023

Taylor Swift

A famous pop singer that made Kanye West FUCKING famous

Taylor Swift made Kanye West famous.

by kanyewestisfugly September 8, 2023

Taylor Swift

YOU KIT A WEDDING BOAT ON FIRE! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Taylor Swift *Lights wedding boat on fire*

Hym "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHA! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

by Hym Iam September 22, 2023

Dr. Swift

Oh, oops. DOCTOR Swift. It's DOCTOR now. I totally forgot about that. DOCTOR Swift terrorized newlyweds with fireworks.

Hym "Right. She's a DOCTOR now. Dr. Swift. A doctor of what? Hmm.......... Fine Arts. That makes sense... You know, now that I think about it... Where the hell is MY doctorate? I should be getting more things. I'm not getting enough things. A Doctorate, a signed portal gun, a mauser C96, 100 red balloons, aaaaaaaaaand..... Hmmm.... And a physical from Dr. Swift... Those are my demands! Meet them or perish!"

by Hym Iam September 25, 2023

Taylor Swift

The motherfucking music industry.

Taylor Alison Swift is the best songwriter in the whole world.
Deserves all the awards she was given and nominated for.

K*nye is just an asshole who interrupted Taylor Swift at the VMA's in 2009.

He's also the dick who claimed he made Taylor famous, but in reality his sped ass
interrupted her WHILE she was literally accepting the VMA award.
Who made who famous?

Taylor made Kanye's mf ass famous. Period.

Taylor Swift IS the music industry.

by Taylor Swift on top September 30, 2023