Shrek

Daddy.

Person 1: damn who's that green ogre over there he's so hot OMG
Person 2: OMG is that Shrek?!
Person 1: you're kidding
Person 2: AAAAAHHHH IT'S SHREK!!!
*people run over and ambush Shrek because he is daddy*

by Gopnickmcblyat August 8, 2018

Shrek Clap

When someone messes up in a sport, turn the lights off and clap above said person’s head while wearing a mask. Then proceed to have the people around to tie them up and dry hump them.

Jimmy needs to be Shrek Clapped, he missed a tackle in our game.

by 5 big guys May 24, 2024

shrek

A dope person

shrek is dope movie

by YeetSkeet550 October 22, 2019

shreks earwax

delicous

mmm shreks earwax

by THEAMAZINGLOYALIST December 4, 2021

shrek

a god

shrek is a od

by cowabuna October 27, 2020

shrek

Sexy motherfucker.

Mmmmm shrek is so sexyyyyyyyy

by A old sexy pedo November 30, 2020

The shrek special

The act of filming a porno that involves a young machine gun Kelly esc Teen and an old fat French Canadian pig.

Dude let’s hit the shrek special tonight.

Ex 2- when are we filming shrek 2?

by boatedRus April 14, 2025