poon lover

you love PUSSY!

Ricky Beamer

by ANONYMOUS (DD RH) February 22, 2003

poon jivin ass nigger

any body named phil or if ur black

phil is a poon jivin ass nigger

by shake abdul kalibb jabar May 27, 2008

poon poof

The expulsion of air from a vagina after sexual intercourse. A vaginal fart. More commonly known as a queef.

No joke, when I pulled out, she poon poofed for literally 5 seconds.

by HEINS 57 June 30, 2011

poon tang

Usually a synonym for "piece of ass" or another similar sexual phrase. The world may never know what "poon tang" means.

"I need some sweet poon tang!"

by RedBlade7 January 2, 2008

poon glazed

the sparkling shine that coates ones face after a massive chomp on ones poontang.

man! she"s got enough glaze to plaster every pole in t dot with advertising she shure poon glazed me

by steve cryds October 22, 2006

Poon Shield

(n) a video game console, primarily Xbox 360, that is so addictive you play it instead of hanging out with girls, or going to places where there will be girls.

(v) the act of being behind the poon shield.

(n) Guy 1: Are you goin to hang with us tonight? A lot of girls are going...

Guy 2: Nah man I cant I'm goin to sit behind the poon shield and try to beat the Mages Guild in Oblivion

(v)Guy 1: You going to be at the party tonight?

Guy 2: Nope, I'm goin to be poon shielding it up at home.

by Gee Hippity July 7, 2007

poon rash

Razor burn in the Female genital area

I rather my girlfriend go with the bush, cuz everytime she shaves she gets the poon rash and she won't give me nutin for days.

by Fran-k-bron a.K.a PaKo February 8, 2009