Guy 1: So I was visiting Ohio State Unive--
Guy 2: Whoa whoa whoa whoa now. You mean you were visiting THE Ohio State University
Guy 1: Whatever. And they had this pool
Guy 2: No, repeat the sentence correctly.
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: Do it.
Guy 1: No
Guy 2: Motherfucker, you wanna get laid out?
Guy 1: I was visiting THE Ohio State University.
Guy 2: Whoa whoa whoa whoa now. You mean you were visiting THE Ohio State University
Guy 1: Whatever. And they had this pool
Guy 2: No, repeat the sentence correctly.
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: Do it.
Guy 1: No
Guy 2: Motherfucker, you wanna get laid out?
Guy 1: I was visiting THE Ohio State University.
by Beanstalker March 27, 2011
Get the Ohio State Universitymug. a small town in tuscarawas county, ohio. yet no one who lives there seems to know how to spell the name of the county. The town is full of drunk, pot smoking rednecks, a police force that resembles the third reich, and young disease infested women. Many girls under the age of 20 have children, or multiple children. Many with multiple men and out of wedlock. The towns few attractions are a courthouse (in which you cannot enter unless in handcuffs),
a dirty park, and the boulevard which is a part of 4th st which consists of 5 fast food restaurants. A luxury in the town. Many of the towns younger residents seem to think the town is a rough, dangerous, ghetto city such as that of compton, california of the late 1980's, when it is in fact just a dirty skank-hole. If you plan on coming to new philadelphia for an exciting getaway, think otherwise.
a dirty park, and the boulevard which is a part of 4th st which consists of 5 fast food restaurants. A luxury in the town. Many of the towns younger residents seem to think the town is a rough, dangerous, ghetto city such as that of compton, california of the late 1980's, when it is in fact just a dirty skank-hole. If you plan on coming to new philadelphia for an exciting getaway, think otherwise.
by dudefromsomewhere January 27, 2011
Get the new philadelphia, ohiomug. Also known as the Toledo War.
Toledo has been a part of Ohio since its statehood in 1803. However, early maps of Michigan included the "Toledo Strip", an area of land stretching from Indiana to Lake Erie, containing the city of Toledo, as well as the Maumee River Bay. When Michigan sought statehood in the early 1830s, they included a small town called Toledo, MI in their survey of the land. Neither state ceded the land to the other.
In 1835, Ohio, having enough of this, raised a militia and sent it to the border. Laws were made against citizens submitting to the Michigan's laws. Michigan reacted similarly, also sending troops.
Shots were fired, but there were no actual casualties during the "war". However, when a Michigan deputy attempted to arrest an Ohioan, he was stabbed, and this is considered the only injury of the conflict.
In 1836, Congress pressured Michigan to give the land up. Today, Toledo and the Toledo Strip are both part of Ohio.
Toledo has been a part of Ohio since its statehood in 1803. However, early maps of Michigan included the "Toledo Strip", an area of land stretching from Indiana to Lake Erie, containing the city of Toledo, as well as the Maumee River Bay. When Michigan sought statehood in the early 1830s, they included a small town called Toledo, MI in their survey of the land. Neither state ceded the land to the other.
In 1835, Ohio, having enough of this, raised a militia and sent it to the border. Laws were made against citizens submitting to the Michigan's laws. Michigan reacted similarly, also sending troops.
Shots were fired, but there were no actual casualties during the "war". However, when a Michigan deputy attempted to arrest an Ohioan, he was stabbed, and this is considered the only injury of the conflict.
In 1836, Congress pressured Michigan to give the land up. Today, Toledo and the Toledo Strip are both part of Ohio.
by Ohioan December 9, 2008
Get the Michigan-Ohio Warmug. A sweet baseball team in Athens, Ohio. Their home field is Bob Wren Stadium on the campus of Ohio University. A member of the Great Lakes Summer Collegiate League, and always leads the league in attendance. On the field, the team is improving under Coach Mike Florak.
by go cheads July 29, 2009
Get the Southern Ohio Copperheadsmug. After a female completes performance of oral sex upon a male, the male withdraws and jabs his penis into her eye socket, causing acute pain to the woman and extreme amusement to the man.
by Gabe Maese August 8, 2006
Get the ohio freight trainmug. When a person gets a Submarine sandwich, you and a friend ejaculate on the sandwich. After that, one of the participants shoves the sandwich up the others ass while the other person eats it out of their asshole
by DullestBacon1208 December 10, 2022
Get the Only in Ohiomug. The worst team in the mvl by far. The coaching staff sucks ass. And their play calling is awful. The only good thing they have is Brock short the rapist “no means no” but shitty team
by The one and only 123456 March 3, 2023
Get the Greenville Ohio footballmug.