Loving Girlfriend

Guy 1: I have a loving girlfriend

Guy 2: that’s nice mine can’t stop cheating
by SPACE JOE September 22, 2022
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Hazza’s girlfriend

the most beautiful amazing girl with the prettiest eyes you will ever see. when you look at her lips you won’t be able to look away. she has the best most hottest sexiest boy friend ever
‘wow, she has a really awasome sexy boyfriend and amazing lips with the prettiest eyes you will ever see, ’

‘oh yeah, she’s Hazza’s girlfriend’

‘wow, i could tell. i can’t stop looking at her’

no shit, it’s medeyya
by medeyya’s boy friend July 21, 2022
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girlfriend jewelry

The kind of Jewellery you might buy for ur gf after you’ve known her for a few months, for a birthday or holiday. Not too expensive but still nice, around $50-$100. It’s not a very meaningful gift.
Guy 1: Is this a nice necklace for my gf?
Guy 2: Nah mate she’ll know that’s girlfriend jewelry straight away!
by Hepig February 19, 2019
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Boyfriend and girlfriend

When a girl and a boy find out they like each other and start dating. They will love each other and promise to not cheat on each other.
Girl 1- OMG. They make such a good couple.
Boy- Now, that's the definition of boyfriend and girlfriend.

Girl 2- Like, totally.
by Just stating the truth April 20, 2017
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Schrödinger's Girlfriend

When your girlfriend is so mad at you that you don't know if you have a girlfriend or not.
She asked if I had a girlfriend, so I told her it's complicated, I'm dating Schrödinger's girlfriend.
by Reverend Moonshine May 25, 2023
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girlfriend weight

When you and you're girlfriend move in together, you tend to gain weight because she always want to go out to eat.
Hey bro you wanna go out to eat?

Nah man I gained some girlfriend weight ever since Natasha moved in.
by fredyo April 19, 2017
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Ikea Girlfriend

A girl who seems amazing when you see her in a club, but falls to pieces the minute you get her home
Bill: "Did you go home with that girl last night? She looked AMAZING!"

Bob: "Urgh...well, I 'went home' with her. I opened the front door & she started crying because my kitchen was dirty. Then she spent 3 hours cleaning it. Then she gave me a lecture on keeping a clean house 'because our babies will need good hygiene'. When I said 'our babies?', she cried on the floor for another 2 hours"

Bill: "Ikea girlfriend, huh?"

Bob: "Yup"
by mung_bean November 17, 2015
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