tall noodle

a smol bean but taller

always in my heart tall noodle, yours sincerely smol bean

by meanpeoplearetrash May 15, 2020

Get Noodle

Getting Noodle is when you're receiving head while you have a flacid penis (resembling a wet noodle) while simultaneously eating cooked pasta.

Tyler: Bro I made some good ass pasta the other night.
Joe: Did you perhaps get noodle?
Tyler: I totally got noodle!

by ChunkyFunkyy October 18, 2017

Hump Noodle

To dry hump someone in a free noodle like motion

1:Yo have you ever heard of the hump noodle
2:Ya i do that to my girlfriend every morning

by Chanel Diamond Glitter January 2, 2015

Slippery Noodle

A hotel manager or general manager of a property management company, that is generally of Patel descent. Said "noodle" is extremely evasive to actually catch on the phone or in person, and is also extremely indecisive. The "noodle" can only be caught usually on off hours of the night or just before daybreak, when usually a normal person is sleep. If the "noodle" is caught, its epic indecisiveness drives both parties mad and the sale slips from grasp. American hotel managers are not "slippery noodles" but are classified generally as country bumpkins with an addiction for The Price is Right and Cheeto products.

PERSON 1-"That damn Nick Patel of Days Inn is one slippery noodle."

PERSON 2-"You should burn his property down."

PERSON 1-"I'll need to borrow your truck."

PERSON 2 -"Bring back a beef meximelt for me."

by sinistar462 September 30, 2011

Doin the noodle

A weekly tradition started by Deb Lucas (frequent Urban dictionary user) that involves eating at the Noodle Bowl.

"I saw a waffle crapper doin the noodle."

"I'm doing the noodle!" -Deb Lucas

"Whopper Wednesday is not complete unless Deb does the noodle."

by DebdoesNoodles January 26, 2010

Danger noodle

It is a word to define a snake nothing more.

“Oh my god it’s a danger noodle run.”

by Danger noodle Jonah Cayer April 27, 2020

Ghetto Noodles

Another way of referring to Ramen Noodles.

Bro #1 - "Yo dawg, what you thinking for lunch?"
Bro #2 - "Maann, I'm broke duuude! I'ma have me some 25 cent Ghetto Noodles!"

or

Customer - "Yo what isle yo noodles at?"
Grocery Clerk - "What kind of noodles Sir? Spaghetti?"
Customer - "Naww....Ummm, Ghetto Noodles."
Grocery Clerk - "The Ramen is on isle 5."
Customer - "Thanks...."

True Story

by Wacky Guy March 6, 2012