board meeting

a group of friends or coworkers consuming alcohol together, usually during a happy hour. significant others, bosses and mooching not invited. may or may not be at a pre-determined time and/or place.

Accounting has a board meeting the second thursday every month at the Grind.

Ted text messaged his crew: "board meeting@5"

by nigrodha February 3, 2007

Meetups

Meetup became an organizing tool for a variety of interests including hobbies, drinking, sports, and gaming. Among the first users of Meetups were virtual communities such as BookCrossing, Slashdot, and LiveJournal. Currently, the average size of a gathering is 10, and the largest category of users are moms arranging field trips and playdates. Meetups provide a means of gathering like-minded people interested in a variety of social activities or interest.

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Meet-ups

I'm looking forward to the engineer's meetups on Friday, and also to exchange ideas with like-mind professionals.

by www.theweeklydeals.com June 17, 2018

Meetx

noun. when you attempt to have sexual relations with a girl while she is at her lowest and most vulnerable state with your banana shaped penis.

dam boy, that guy is such a meetx

by mr plt February 7, 2010

meetlover

People who purposely call or attend long, senseless meetings instead of getting any real work accomplished. They blame these meetings for their lack of productive input, but they love going to them.

We wanted to finish our reports today, but the meetlover didn't turn in his data. He said he was in a meeting.

"Hey, have you guys seen Bob?"
"Meetlover? Yeah, he went to a 2- day meeting downtown even though he doesn't work that division anymore"

"Oh no, meetlover called...she said she is out all week in meetings and I have to cover her shift".

by SmartyPants2011 January 23, 2011

breakfast meeting

When you meet a girl out at night and you have to have breakfast with her in hopes of learning her name.

I was so gone I had to have a breakfast meeting just to remember her name.

by nsh1212 March 14, 2008

Board Meeting

Taking a Shit

Man I had a board meeting earlier and it was rough

by darkvortex August 27, 2009

Fines meeting

A drinking ceremony after a sports game where players and those invited get fined for there play. The meeting is run by the fines master, who calls up the attendees one at a time for comment on their game and opens the floor to comment. Thereafter they must drink what ever concoction has been made. Nonalcoholics must have either a can of coke under high pressure (been knocked around) or whatever nonalcoholic concoction has been made (all ingredients welcome). There are formalities for drinking if you've lost (with left hand), if you've won (right hand) or drawn (both hands). The Formalities for addressing the fines master are "to the fines master through the chair with the utmost respect of course of course..." and the anti-fines master (who replaces the fines master to fine him and anyone else he wants ""to the anti-fines master through the chair with the utmost disrespect of course of course..." Anyone who speaks out of turn or breaks the rules must be fined Also toilet breaks must be called a "harry broosky".

A Fines meeting takes place in the change rooms or in the home club house.
Fines master: John, up standing.
Player, John, gets up and stands in front next to fines master
Fines master: I think you had a good game, you collect the ball and distributed it well, overall not too bad.
Another Player: To the fines master with the utmost respect of course of course, I would like to point out that John missed an easy tackle and he was not in his possition when we were trying to score at the end! And that is shocking even for John.. I think he deserves a double fine!
Fines master: Thats in good order, he shall drink twice.
Fines master hands John his drink.

by Surfer57 September 1, 2009