meteorite

a male with red pubic hairs. therefore his penis looks like a meteorite. A fire crotch only on a man.

" heyy look its a red head"
"you know what that meannnsss"
" dude do u have have a meteorite?"

by amandamaddycourtney May 10, 2008

Method

Your method of smoking when it isn't secure. (Usually weed).

Yeah, my dorm's police are hella sketchy, we have to go down the street to the school and toke. That's my method, unless you have a better one.

by tattat44 July 14, 2009

megooglemaniac

Someone who uses Google for everything and would not know how to research stuff or find people or places without it's all-knowing power

Person 1 - Hey shall we go to the cinema tonight. What do you want to see?

Person 2 - Not sure. I'll look it up on Google

Person 1 - Forget it. You're such a megooglemaniac. I'm just going to stay in and watch repeats of Friends. Loser

by razorb March 10, 2008

Cupping method

For the times where your man says touch it just once just the tip we have for you the cupping method
Simply cup your hand, placr it over his package and if youre feeling adventurous, hold a stern face and say "oh yeahh"

Last night i used the cupping method to avoid the D

by Td10386 December 6, 2017

The Shrek Method

The act of adding adult humor to g-rated animated films that kids wont understand, but the adults would find funny.

Examples of The Shrek Method:

"Little man, my best friend is a talking car."
-David Hasselhoff in "Hop"

"That must be Lord Farquaad's castle... Do you think he's maybe compensating for something?"
-Shrek

by Gringo The Clown July 29, 2011

Methodist

A "METHodist" is someone to engages in the use of Methamphetamine. If a dealer is trying to be discreet and find customers without reveal outright that he's a dealer, he'll ask "so, you a Methodist?", if they are a meth-head, in this part of the world, they'll know what he/she means and respond accordingly.

Dealer: "Hey man, you a Methodist?"
Meth-head: "Yeah dude. I'll take a 1/2 gram"

by M4RKz October 1, 2011

meteorologist

liar liar liar liar liar

The meteorologist said there would be 3 inches of snow. We got 36 inches.

by slapshot42 December 28, 2005