Munching the leather gorilla

Going down on an older woman who is ridiculously hairy.
Similar to tasting the fuzzy purse or the bearded beaver.

John: Where were you last night I tried to call you?
Paul: I went down on Rebecca Anderson's mom but it just felt like munching the leather gorilla.
John: Oh yeah I hear it's like a a bearded beaver.
Paul: Nah, bearded beaver is tasty, at least it wasn't a fuzzy purse.
John: Oh man, at least it wasn't a fuzzy pudding purse.
Paul: Yeah, but it stank of asparagus.
John: That tastes chief.

by TaylorS999 March 4, 2012

rhino munch

a feast; too much food: over indulgence of food

Now you feel like shit because you had a rhino munch at lunch!

by phx-shc August 17, 2012

Munching Buckets

A Canadian Term for eating a girl out. Can be associated with Carpet munching.

Oh man, bro. I went to Cancun for spring break and got to munching buckets all week!!!

by Faelxvii August 15, 2012

Monster Munch

The inserting of false teeth into a very hairy bang hole be it anal or vaginal prior to giving it a good ole railing. Care must be taken not to cut ones tallywhacker on a sharp latteral incisor!

I Monster Munched the mrs last night, used my nans chompers and went to town on that baggy ass snatch!

by Styleeeuk January 13, 2012

Munch

A munch is a person who eats pussy and gets nothing in return... like a major simp with no rizz

"That nigga a munch" -Icespice

by indicaaa October 7, 2023

Munch

Ben.

Ben is the king of munches

by Realperson. October 12, 2023

Mississippi Meat Munch

The act of your first cousin giving you a blowjob and right before ejaculation, you uppercut her bottom jaw.

Did y’all here about Jeff, he got a Mississippi meat munch and now he’s in the hospital.

by anonymous October 13, 2023