Manitoba

Where my THE LOVE OF MY LIFE LIVES...*squeels maddly while taking is hand and dancing*

Tyler's my favorite. <3

by Sheniqua November 23, 2003

french military victories

To blow up a Greenpeace ship in order to prevent its participation in peaceful protest against your nuclear weapons testing. Aka 'Operation Satanic'

Sam: "What the fuck is that greasy froggy bastard doing talking about french military victories?"

All: "BURN THE FRENCH!"

by kevinbacon December 15, 2008

military shower

while in the military, a soldier being scrubbed with a steel wire brush

yo im bleeding. I just got military showered

by mikebazouksi1 February 10, 2008

military girlfriend

The most amazing, beautiful, and loyal girls in the world. They stay with you even if you tell them they will be serving. They pray everyday for you to be okay.

My military girlfriend is the best girlfriend ever she would never cheat on me.

by dictionary.queen October 23, 2017

well-regulated-militia

Transitive verb infinitive: to shoot someone out of selfish anger resulting from perceived racial or political oppression combined with an over-availability of firearms. Shooter is often far-right politically and usually has an undersized penis. Lifted-pickup-truck ownership and MAGA hats/stickers are often correlated.

Past tense: "That redneck well-regulated-militia'd the shit of those Mexicans."

The old man had had enough and decided he would well-regulated-militia those pesky black kids who threw snowballs at his car.

by Mattmandingo January 7, 2020

Manitee Joke

A referance to the episode of South Park where the Family Guy writing staff was trained manitees. In short, a manitee joke is a random (and often stupid) joke that has nothing to do with the plot/storyline of a show.

Family guy is full of manitee jokes

by MyHeadHurts October 29, 2007

militank

The correct spelling of the 'Milk Cow Pokemon' which many refer to as 'Miltank'.

Makes it sound more sexy.

OMG that Militank is so udderly hawt.

by DieLowFlyPigeon January 24, 2018