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crazy lion

A girl who jerks you off, again and again. Over 300 times.
Zettie gave the best Crazy Lion's.
by Sugar pie eater. April 3, 2020
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the most famous lion on planet earth

wjhy the hell
does 1 fortified moab
have infinite h
It was a normal day of playing DFA in the hit-game Bloons TD Battles 2. I clicked the play button, but to my horror, the enemy I queued up with.. was ninjayas. I quickly selected Cyber Quincy, Glue, Farm and Village and prayed to whatever higher being there was that I could even stand a chance in this match.

At first, everything seemed normal, apart from the fact that there were hundreds of selling particles on my opponent's side. That was when I realized that while I was trying to comprehend what was going on, ninjayas had been selling and rebuying IMF loans so quickly that the ability cooldown and debt couldn't load in fast enough. I had just barely managed to place a 002 farm down on round 2, during which ninjayas was building his 10th True Sun God.

It was then that round 3 hit. I was already mortified from the thought that I would drop to bottom 25% from this match, but it only got worse. Ninjayas, using only Legends of the Night, spelled out my entire IP address in a split second, and then my internet went out. My power went out shortly afterwards, at which point I heard my door breaking open.

I quickly ran to the basement, where I am currently residing. The sounds of selling and rebuying are still ringing through my head, and I could SWEAR that I heard precisely 129 blade maelstroms from the floor above me. I don't know what to do, please help.
ninjayas — Today at 10:13 PM
Yeah I’m actually the most famous lion on planet earth (edited)

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10:13 PM
by O1RD October 19, 2022
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lion

codename for a girl you like with curly mushy or frizzy hair that may look like a lion
VIKK-"JJ look over there the lion is there"
JJ-"RAHHH"
by sub2LethalGamer March 15, 2019
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congregate with lions

To be awesome at life - at least, thinking that you are while sheep question your status.
"Nah, man, I won't take advice from you - I only congregate with lions."
by tnsame April 9, 2015
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Lion Cheetah

If that boy took on a wife and seventeen mistresses just because he wanted to play all eighteen holes?
He be a Lion Cheetah.
by bitchuck December 30, 2024
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Delta Lion

Nat “Deita Lion” Leon S. Kennedy, is a former siege champ and current Leon/Lion Simp. She spends her retired days hitting the griddy on her dead teammates corpses after killing them. She is also a TikTok sensation racking in atleast 4 views per video, has a whopping 9500 followers, and has over 1 million likes. She also likes dinosaurs👍 @im_deltalion on tiktok btw
Have you seen Delta Lion ‘s newest tiktok?

No, she mid tbh.
by NU5A August 29, 2022
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Lion Bar

A "Lion Bar" refers to the intentional collision of one persons skull with another's
by Pseudosusie February 17, 2017
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