Leave like Crisco

Meeting someone for the first time and thinking so little of them that you leave without saying goodbye.
A: Oh do you know where Joe went? I wanted to say goodbye before I leave.

B: Oh I think he already left.

A: Ah yes, it's so like him to leave like Crisco.
by ShadowlessEdge November 20, 2022
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Leave this bitch

Leave this bitch right now.
by Sosku10 August 07, 2021
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Leave the kids alone

So, don't teach them about religion, right? Do people want their kids being taught the being gay is wrong or the God doesn't make mistakes?
Hym "Hey, leave the kids alone with that religion bullshit. They don't have the mental capacity to tell the difference between reasonable beliefs and unreasonable beliefs and they're going to predicate their morality on a lie. If they're 18 and they want to believe that the creator of the universe spoke to the jews and talking donkeys, that's fine. But keep the kids out of it. Or kill some kids. Kill as many as you can. It'll be tight. And I'm like a diety now or like an ancient demon of something so if you do it in my name... I'll get points in Hell or something. Does hell have points? Is there a point system? Get 1000 points and you can exchange them for a nerf gun."
by Hym Iam February 24, 2024
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Leave the kids alone

Hym "No. I'm not going to leave the kids alone. Your kids are what you're doing to justify this and they will be the ones who pay the price if you aren't willing to."
by Hym Iam March 29, 2024
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/leave

When you want to rage quit out of a group conversation or abandon thread. *Originated on Skype*
Person A: Let's talk about traps
Person B: That sounds hot bruh
Person C: /leave
System: *Person C has left the group.*
by ValentineB December 11, 2017
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I am leaving to get the milk

The last thing your father said before he left.

"I am leaving to get the milk." - Your father
Son, I am leaving to get the milk.
by whenimetyainthesuma July 24, 2022
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Kohl's leave

This is what happens when you shit yourself at work and have to go to Kohl's to buy new pants and underwear. Best used when Kohl's is right across the street from work so you don't leave a train of actual shit.
Fuck. I just shit myself. Guess I better request Kohl's leave from management.
by CognitiveCaveat January 31, 2025
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