A spreadsheet that annoying Mario Kart Wii baggers will send in chat after a war. They do this in order to show off their "skill" or to prove how unlucky they are.
by baggergod9000 August 01, 2021
Simply put, that rock hard, shudder-inducing turd that slides out of your dog’s anus that you KNOW you have to pick up. It’s that stiff turd that reveals how constipated your dog really is and how you should probably be feeding him name-brand kibble.
by driftyshmifty November 17, 2018
A vehicle, commonly of mediocre value, that sports a set of tyres that cause serious speed problems for speed freaks and road runners.
by YeModestMustache June 15, 2011
When someone consumes copious amounts of seaman via their anus that their next stool is majority seaman.
by Adzey_jenno March 31, 2016
Tim: How were the bathrooms?
Horace: I dropped the biggest clog log of my life in the shitter.
Tim: Making a big impression, I see.
Horace: I dropped the biggest clog log of my life in the shitter.
Tim: Making a big impression, I see.
by Gus Mahler September 23, 2018
by ZIEFMOMO October 18, 2021
Whenever you have to take a nice solid shit but instead of letting it drop you clench it with your anus. You then waddle over to the bare walls, turn around and bend over to expose the tip of shit and use the walls as your canvas.
Nick forgot to lock the bathroom door again. When I walked in he was doodle logging my walls. I really think he's the next Picasso. I just wish he practiced his craft at his own place.
by Merchaholic March 05, 2020