The bad lion

After having sex doggie style you graphics the wrists of the one on bottom and whisper in her ear "long live the king." And throw her off the bed.

I gave her the bad lion last night and she was pissed.

by Reaper715 February 20, 2017

mountain lion

50% mountain dew 50% pink lemonade, lots of ice and a squeeze of fresh lemon ideally drank out of a bendy straw

sends a tingling rush of cool refreshing bliss throughout your body

bf: hey baby can i get you something to drink?

gf: yes, get me a Mountain Lion.

by magsmen77 January 15, 2016

Lion

Lion! Yes! Warrior lion. Very good. You get a cookie. Go buy yourself a cookie as a reward.

Hym "Yes, Lion. Very good. That's who I was talking about! You're still wrong. Your caricature of me is getting more accurate but it's like the Netflix adaptation of Cowboy Bebop. It would almost be good if it wasn't so bad. And you can tell the writer kind of tried to steer them towards not doing a bad job but they just did not want to listen. Which is not what you're doing to me because I am the correct one and am the writer here."

by Hym Iam February 27, 2023

The Lion King

The Lion King is a sexual position is where the female rides on the males dick while the male wears a Burger King crown. He proceeds by smearing his burger all over the females breasts and they both begin to sing hakuna matata. When the male cums the female must shout “Oh daddy rafiki fill me with your wise old baboon cum!”

Hey daddy wanna do the Lion King

by Master of chi January 5, 2021

Detroit Lions

The 2023 NFC North Champions. Not as bad as they used to be.

Fantasy Player: "Hey, who should I have as my defense this week?"

Other Fantasy Player: "The Detroit Lions."

by Portuzil January 7, 2024

Lion Advocate

One of the most bot-like humans that you could ever meet in your life. They believe that lions would beat Pokémon through sheer delusion and their minimum utilization of brain cells. They bring up the most idiotic arguments such as the "lion ladder" or "lion stack" because they are bots. If you ever find yourself in an argument with one, always keep in mind that they have the same IQ as a goldfish and are simply the biggest clowns ever.

Lion Advocate: LIONS WIN 100% OF THE TIME
Me: Ur a clown

by JeremiahTheCrustacean2 April 28, 2021

Lion King Porn

A Type Of Art Based On The 1994 Disney Film, “The Lion King.” It Is A Piece Of S***.

“Billy, Atleast I Don’t Make Lion King Porn Like You. Thats Why Your Dad Left.”

by lemons and balls November 29, 2023