July 17th

July 17th is the day where heathers are born! Prettiest fucking heathers that ever existed!!!NOT ONLY a Heather but an EXTRA pretty heather

July 17th Heather: what do I mean?

Opposite person: your a REALLY fucking pretty heather!

July 17th heather: thx but I'm being serious
Opposite person: I'm being serious too
July 17th heather : oop-

by Urban____dictionary November 6, 2020

July 26th

THE HOTTEST MF TO EVER LIVE. HE GETS LL UR STUFF FOR FREE. HE EATS DINO NUGGIES. HE LOVES BLOWJOBS AND HE IS A SEX GOD. HE CAN SMASH UR PUSSY LIKE NO OTHER MAN CAN.

July 26th SMASHING UR PUSSY IS FUN

by BLOWSUDADDY69 November 13, 2021

July 19th

It means your one of the baddest bitches out there, You are so hot all the guys want you your body Is literally so gorgeous

the popular kid: Aye bro look Its Talia I like her she Just hot and pretty
His friend: Yea dude your right go talk to her

Popular boy: i bet shes born on july 19th or july

by Billie eillish June 11, 2021

july 31

People born on this day are amazing people who care about others feelings. They are super funny.

People born july 31 are awesome.

by bigblackmangos November 22, 2021

july 25th

the day to celebrate angels birthday not dylans.

july 25th is angels birthday and obviously more important that dylans.

by angelthecoolestpeaceyall July 10, 2021

July 12

July 12 the national day to send ass pics

Oh it’s July 12 looks like I’m getting ass pics

by TrapRunna July 12, 2021

5 July

National hoeing around day

Omg it's 5 July national hoeing around day

by Azzy0505 October 14, 2019