Jewish cumblaster

When two hairy Jewish men get together and one of them performs anal sex on the other, spluges in the gaping anal cavity, licks the nut out and spits it in the other jews face.

Dude, last night I gave jason a Jewish cumblaster.

by Jizzstain1234 March 17, 2018

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jewish refinance

The act of burning your house down for the insurance money so that you can rebuild brand new.

Guy 1: "This house is a dump!"
Guy 2: "I know...It's about time for a Jewish refinance."

by EmfnT May 12, 2017

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jewish shot glass

Where you use someones foreskin pull it up and use it as a shot glass

Johny did 5 jewish shot glasses what a legend

by Mr avocado man December 06, 2023

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Obsessive Jewish Disorder

A person that believes and tells others they are a Jew when they are not.

The creation of Israel marked the reforming of the Israelite tribe.
Any Jew that did not move to Israel and become Israeli has abandoned the tribe and so they are not a Jew.
Such persons have Obsessive Jewish Disorder.

by AnonDoxy December 11, 2023

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Jewish Haircut

Another way of describing the circumcision of one's dick.

"Did you hear about Cameron?"

"No, what happened?"
"He didn't wash his dick for weeks, and had to get the Jewish haircut in order to get rid of the infection he caught."

by Barry Maycockiner November 05, 2021

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