When your boss is Jewish and decides to close the business and hour before closing and calls it a "half day".
Dave: Hey Dennis, do you think we'll close early today for the holiday weekend?
Dennis: Not likely, if anything we'll close a half hour early, you know, a Jewish half-day!
Dennis: Not likely, if anything we'll close a half hour early, you know, a Jewish half-day!
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"Was Kevin Jewishing again?"
"indeed he was Tom."
"Kevin needs to take that elsewhere, it's affecting our praising of God"
"indeed he was Tom."
"Kevin needs to take that elsewhere, it's affecting our praising of God"
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I hate it when someone gives me change and the bills are backwards or upside down, I always have to give it a Jewish alignment.
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Common summer weekend sight on lakes in Northern IL and Southern WI such as the Fox Chain O Lakes, Powers Lake, Lake Delavan, and Lake Geneva.
Common summer weekend sight on lakes in Northern IL and Southern WI such as the Fox Chain O Lakes, Powers Lake, Lake Delavan, and Lake Geneva.
Did you catch the Jewish Navy out on the Fox Chain this weekend? They kept ignoring the no wake signs and ripped over my trout lines.
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