jared

jared is my baby. and he is awesome. jared is the best of the best and i love jared so much. :)
also the most sexy man in the world. (no ones better than him)

-tiffany

''Yeah that guy's pretty hot, but he's not Jared.''

by jared is my baby February 1, 2021

Jared

Jared is they type of person to make you feel like the happiest person ever. He’ll do anything to make you smile no matter what. He is the most amazing guy to live in this whole universe. He never lets you down, or anything. He is the most perfect guy living but he doesn’t know that. Jared is a very handsome guy but he doesn’t think that. So make sure to make him happy at all times because he deserves it all, he deserves the whole entire universe.

kaley- who is that?
ilee- that’s my one and only :) Jared
kaley- wow you must be very lucky to have him!
ilee- yes you are right, i am very lucky.

by Unknown228:) February 3, 2021

Jared

An okay guy that likes art loves music and says hello a lot

Jared really likes art

by Jared_animation February 9, 2021

Jared

The illest nigga God created.. has more smarticles than every contestant on High Q combined.. Lover to Pickles the prettiest princess of all the land.

Yeah he's cool but he's no Jared. You can't figure it out? Call Jared he already knows the answer..

by TURBOLINSKII February 27, 2021

Jared

Milk

Wow, milky Jared milk

by SalvationSalvador April 15, 2021

Jared Jamal Pereira

This Jared is hot af. You’d never find one like him. He’s the type to not only become irresistible to girls but boys as well. His personality and looks are that hot. He’s the type of dude to start a Minecraft survival with u and risk his diamond armour to save you from the enderdragon. Once u get a Jared, never let him go.

“ OMG, is that JARED JAMAL PEREIRA?! No way you’re so lucky”

“ IS THAT JARED?! HE’ SO FCKING SEXC “

by LocalChad420 April 19, 2021

Jared

Used as an expression similar to saying "f you" or "f off".
Works best when you stick your hand up in the other person's face while calling them Jared.
A name used to deflect an individual that is: obnoxious, rude, selfish, ill-mannered, arrogant, stuck-up, full of themselves, bully, uneducated, taddle-tale, cocky, coward, immature.
Similar to a Karen

Someone who acts tough but cries like a bitch when it comes down to fighting or dealing with a situation.
Someone who talks a lot of shit.

Sticking hand in someone's face and saying

" K Jared!"
"Calm down Jared!"
"Shut the fuck up Jared!"
"Man, Ben's being a real Jared these days "
"You've been such a Jared since you started dating that chick man."

by Elysiium 92 April 21, 2021