Jared

A guy who likes daisy

Damn Jared likes daisy

by Eeqwsfew November 4, 2021

Jared

This man one bold ass mf like bro lost his hairs to a cracked out barber bro.

Person1: That guy got a jared.
Person 2: damn wtf, his barber be on that crack head shit!

by Jumping jackin mf November 21, 2021

Jared Dixon

bald.

Person 1: Who’s that bald guy over there ?
person 2: that’s obviously Jared Dixon.

by someone who isn’t bald November 21, 2021

Jared

Jared.we hate him for stealing her.Srry Wilber:(

Of course I met Jared

by Livingtubbo404 September 12, 2021

Jared

Jared bowling makes your bowling bawls cream. Super sessy when bowling.

Wow, have you bowled with Jared?! What a sessy man!

by crimsoku September 24, 2021

Jared

Extremely small penis. Inflated ego. Lowkey fruity

You know it's just jared

by Bananahandler69 September 26, 2021

Jared

The man that stole Wilbur's waman

In 'Your New Boyfriend' by Wilbur Soot/Will Gold; he sung the lyrics "Yeah I've met Jared- (of course I've met Jared)".

by sleepyhead<3 October 11, 2021