A goalie who stands near at the opposing teams' goal; most likely because their teammates will pass it to them, which is a good spot to score.
Jack: "Pass me you fuckwit, I am counter-goaly(ing)."
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Tariq passes to jack who is a counter-goalie
Jack scores it
Jack: "YEAH MADA FAKAS!"
Tariq: "Ok you ibn al sharmoota, here!"
Tariq passes to jack who is a counter-goalie
Jack scores it
Jack: "YEAH MADA FAKAS!"
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