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Ikea Girlfriend

A girl who seems amazing when you see her in a club, but falls to pieces the minute you get her home
Bill: "Did you go home with that girl last night? She looked AMAZING!"

Bob: "Urgh...well, I 'went home' with her. I opened the front door & she started crying because my kitchen was dirty. Then she spent 3 hours cleaning it. Then she gave me a lecture on keeping a clean house 'because our babies will need good hygiene'. When I said 'our babies?', she cried on the floor for another 2 hours"

Bill: "Ikea girlfriend, huh?"

Bob: "Yup"
by mung_bean January 21, 2016
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Fan Girlfriend

(Adjective) a word to describe a female that pretends to be obsessed or involved in the same interests, music, fandoms, etc. as her boyfriend/girlfriend to feel accepted by said partner.
Did you hear carol has been listening to country music and wearing camouflage and cowboy boots everywhere?
Seems to me like she became a fan girlfriend for her country boyfriend.
by Lavendear July 11, 2016
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girlfriend neglecter

When your boyfriend won't show you any attention because he's more focused on his games.
by QueenBumbatic May 12, 2023
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The Girlfriend Vibe

A vibe of Girlfriend from FNF. A red dress wearing, ditzy, music loving, auburn haired chick who loves boys, wants to get on with boys on Fridays, and is neurodivergent. Eats hot chip, lies on speaker, shakes titties and kisses her Boyfriend.
Me: What vibe do I give off?
Him: Well you have a red dress, auburn hair, love sitting on speakers, have boy craze, listen to music, eat hot chip and lie. So... you have The Girlfriend Vibe.
Me: *Points Right* Right! That's how you do it!
by Cherry The Girlfriend March 17, 2023
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girlfriend behavior

When someone bobs their head to music like Girlfriend from Friday Night Funkin’.
Person A: *bobbing their head to music*
Person B: That’s peak girlfriend behavior right there.
by coaiedehara September 30, 2021
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girlfriend weight

When you and you're girlfriend move in together, you tend to gain weight because she always want to go out to eat.
Hey bro you wanna go out to eat?

Nah man I gained some girlfriend weight ever since Natasha moved in.
by fredyo April 18, 2017
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Loving Girlfriend

Guy 1: I have a loving girlfriend

Guy 2: that’s nice mine can’t stop cheating
by SPACE JOE September 22, 2022
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