The night before Dankmas, which is a holiday similar to Christmas (or "X-mas" by the millennials) expect very drug centric. Specifically referring to Weed.
Dankmas is (unofficially) April, 20th of every year.
Dankmas is (unofficially) April, 20th of every year.
"Holy shit!", Jeremiah said. "It's Dankmas Eve already!?"
"Yep", replied Jaquan with glee.
"I can't wait to see what Dank-A-Claus brings me this year!"
"Yep", replied Jaquan with glee.
"I can't wait to see what Dank-A-Claus brings me this year!"
by Dank Meistersinger January 13, 2016
Get the dankmas evemug. "ev" ~Lauren Cimorelli
by xcimorelli_love September 16, 2020
Get the Evmug. #g-rape.st
A evil psycho who lies about being a girl you fell in love with 7 years ago then dresses up as her to rape or steal your semen by squatting on you like a duck 🦆
They put vinegar up the vj before acts and only when it’s too late are you incapacitated by the scent. Probably fx makeup specialist and a actual artist or painter
A evil psycho who lies about being a girl you fell in love with 7 years ago then dresses up as her to rape or steal your semen by squatting on you like a duck 🦆
They put vinegar up the vj before acts and only when it’s too late are you incapacitated by the scent. Probably fx makeup specialist and a actual artist or painter
by KelrlddippninOx8oooohhh July 14, 2023
Get the Grandma eve e-lynmug. Eve is one of the kindest people you will ever meet. she is funny, creative and has one of the sweetest personalities you will ever know. if you meet an eve make sure you keep her because if you dont it will be the biggest mistake of your life. She is always there for you and will love you like a sister, she has a stunning hair cut and its normally blonde, she gets stuck in phases for a loooooonnngggg time but she will always be the for you. i for sure got lucky. love you qween <3
by Mint_Golem November 26, 2021
Get the Evemug. 
She is a fun girl but don’t get on her wrong side or she will smack u. She has a big booty and amazing teeth. She has the bests friend names SOPHIA she is cool. Eve is a loving girl but can be a rude bitch. She is a weird homeless man at times but other times she can be a funny goddess. Her nose is to die for and her beautiful blue eyes can kill u with one look. She doesn’t need makeup to show beauty. She wishes she was rich and could be as cool as her bestie but she loves her for it. She really wants a boyfriend so uno hot her up. Don’t let a eve go cause her caring but savage nature will drive u crazy 😜. Go get an eve or she may write a letter about how much she hates u of loves u then burn it so. Ok go get an eve because boys fall in love with her but too nervous cause she is so god damn hot! She is also Kinda strange and makes weird things and pretends to be a dog sometimes ? 😎 she is banging tho bruv like I’m so jel honestly
Friend -hey eve ! Do u wanna go out
Eve Williams -nah cba
Friend- oh ok don’t worry it will just be me and the boys
Eve - what boys I’m coming !!!
Friend - slag
Eve Williams -nah cba
Friend- oh ok don’t worry it will just be me and the boys
Eve - what boys I’m coming !!!
Friend - slag
by Eve Williams May 7, 2020
Get the Eve Williamsmug. This girl is usually a loud girl who loves her friends. She loves shopping and is quite a worrier. She usually has a sister but thinks she is better than them.
by Ash the bash March 12, 2020
Get the Evemug.