elonmusk

ElonMusk (noun)
A variant of the human species where we observed that this mammal enjoys naming things after futuristic scifi conventions or putting the letter X everywhere. After observing, we can say he is rich, also develops and maintains a few companies that reinvent the wheel with futuristic terms and unnecessary features (touch manipulation of gear stalk controls for mammal built transportation machine named after Tesla)
This specimen acquired a digital communication platform previously known as "Twitter" and immediately named it to a single geometric character where he self proclaims it is his favourite character
The platform now serves its purpose as a tool that other variants of his species can use to broadcast unfiltered processes at all hours and watch as the downvotes and haters rush in to call you out while others go along
Initially observed supporting various ideological positions simultaneously, this creature has evolved to adopt whichever political stance generates maximum attention metrics. Notable behaviors include threatening to move companies to different territories when displeased with local governance, similar to a toddler threatening to run away from home but with considerably more capital.

Dude, did you see ElonMusk post that DOGE meme yesterday?

by The Hoxford Fictionary October 20, 2025

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