Elijah

the sexiest man on this planet and he has a BBC or a PHD

OMG look at that Elijah he is good in bed

by kalevadermetgel February 11, 2019

Elijah

An older brother figure who is a pedo to every other little child accept you. Must keep an eye on him otherwise he wont do his homework and/or will blow his brains out

Elijah is a huge fag

by ewijahbiggiefag September 16, 2018

Elijah

An older brother figure who is a pedo to every other little child accept you. Must keep an eye on him otherwise he wont do his homework and/or will blow his brains out

Elijah is a fag

by ewijahbiggiefag September 16, 2018

hi elijah

The opposite of bye felicia. When you feel obligated to say hello to the annoying bloke at work no one really likes, but feel you have to try to be nice to anyway.

Friend 1: Oh god, here comes you known who. Friend 2: Ugh! He's so annoying.
Annoying guy: Hey guys!
Friends: Hi Elijah!
Now confused annoying guy: What?
(Friends snicker)

by Betty Noir May 25, 2018

elijah and myasia

Elijah Can Be A Complete Ass Hole Sometimes But He Has An Amazing Heart He Is Usually Sweet And gets All The Girls And Myasia is Outgoing And A Good Hearted Person If You Know A Elijah Or A Myasia You Gotta Get Them Together, They Are Both Good In Bed And Elijah Usually Have Large Penus But Dont Forget About Myasia She Can Be A Monster In Bed And Is Usually Horny

Elijah and myasia should totally have sex

by Elitzi May 27, 2018

Elijah Rhonemous

He’s pretty quiet but whenever he has something to say it’s funny but like stupid funny

Elijah Rhonemous has a lot of random questionably true facts today

by Mr. CAMeleon August 18, 2022

Elijah

Elijah is the sexiest person in the entire world and he has a huge dick, he also has the best shoe game on the planet he will fry yo ass on ball and 2k but he fucks up with girls sometimes

Guy : Elijah your so sexy bro
Girl : Elijah your so sexy bro
Elijah : that’s what I’m saying cuh

by Rizz demon eli August 24, 2022