Discord Dork

People who use Discord entirely too much. Will go out of their way to purchase 10 years of nitro, obtain every single badge, and join every degen server ("furries", "femboys", emotes, etc.) just for social approval, and because they LITERALLY can't stand out any other way. These types of people are usually insufferable, avoidant, and addicted to pornography. Most likely a teenager, or a 27 year old neck-beard that hasn't managed to solve anything detrimental to themselves in life yet. Is also PROBABLYY 4th Wave Feminist. (Is male and actively participates in activities that degrade women, most likely secretly.)

Also probably barely showers, always somehow listening to Spotify, probably plays ROBLOX, has Moderator in multiple servers or is a "top member", attending every con / convention under the sun, ranting in their status, etc.

Wow, Marcuise makes Discord & Reddit his ENTIRE life! He actually spent $300 of his college fund on Reddit Premium and Profile decorations.. I think maybe you should avoid that guy. He's a Discord Dork and loves to participate in any socially destructive hivemind that he can.. Yikes..!

by jm.wav June 15, 2024

Dorks

The plural form of dork.

Those dorks must have thought the dude was a blow up doll, because they keep trying to inflate his ego.

by The Original Agahnim November 18, 2021

Dork

A dork is another word for a whale's dick.

MOBY DORK!
Its practically a Dork!

by K!LL_Tμ€M December 3, 2019

Dork

When i grew up in the 60s and 70s a dork was usually a thin gangly guy who was spastic . His hair might have been brushed backwards instead of over the forehead . His hair might have been curly and that was also unacceptable to youth norms of the 1960s . He may have been academically or not academically inclined . I knew a guy who was a dork but could kick anyone's ass if the jerk confronted the dork to fight, if the jerk persisted and punched first after several efforts of diplomacy by this dork i knew . A dork is also socially inept or goofy according to majoritarian norms . However reasonable or intelligent people have no problem with socializing and talking to and understanding dorks

Dork sense two : A dork is actually the penis, usually used in reference to whales. ( i.e. The dork of the blue whale is the largest of all mammals'.) True fact.

guy A Hey that guy is a dork

guy B yeah , he sure is ganly , thin and has a neck like a goose

guy A Wow that guy has a dick as big as a whale's in this porn video !
guy B a whales penis is called a dork

by emotional_invalid January 23, 2019

Dork

Someone that desperately wants to be a socialite, someone relevant.

The dork thought she was the new guard, sent to take over the socialite world by storm, and kick out all the longtime, unique, or original inhabitants of the town to do it. She was one vicious girl.

by The Original Agahnim December 9, 2021

dork quirk

An eccentricity of someone that makes them antisocial.

His dork quirk is that he rocks back and forth in his chair when he's alone.

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

Dork

Someone trying to get in a world others have been out of since high school or shortly after high school.

That dork is in his/her 30's or 40's and is still trying to steal/plagiarize our high school lines and spit in food like we did as teenagers, his/her new favorite lines are "Would you like fries with that?" and "Go away" (he/she thinks it makes him/her sound tough), and he/she thinks that he/she is the first/only (original) person to have ever said either of those things or gotten angry at somebody that came through a drive through or walked in a restaurant, because he/she is a narcissist, someone that really believes that he/she has had to be more sub serviant than everyone else for his/her entire life, and has had a harder life than everyone else.

by The Original Agahnim November 22, 2021