dookie

A brown substance that pops out of your butt hole. It typically emits a fowl smell and is preceded by a poot. Figuratively speaking it is used to describe a negative circumstance.

1. "That dog just dookied on my pillow and it smells awful!"
2. "oh, dookie! I shat my pants."

by DOOKIEANDFART October 14, 2017

long dookie

The first shit you take in the morning that goes on forever. This shit has caused numerous write ups at work for being late and many a argument with the significant other.

Woke up and took a long dookie and shit went down hill from there.

by Angela’s man February 23, 2018

dookie diamond

A adornment for ones anus, who has been robbed from elasticity, from too much anal sex

I bought my dookie diamond after a long weekend in Palm Springs

by Crod2380 September 14, 2016

Cookie Dookie

Poop from a cookie and/or poop that is made of digested cookies.

I ate too many cookies. I need to go take a cookie dookie.

by psudeom January 30, 2018

Dookie slammed

When one lowers a vehicle until it drags it's nuts. Typically on shitty coil overs and steel wheels with no hubcaps.

#dookieslammed

Damn bro your civic is dookie slammed hard!!

by Zombiediver January 5, 2017

Dookied on

To take a shit on someone, usually their forehead

Lokzi:

"OMG Kai you dookied on that kid"

kai:
"Ik i dookie on them all the time"

by Kai wrote this January 7, 2020

Dookie but

There name starts with jayson and there annoying and they don’t wipe there but

Jayson didn’t wipe his but there fore he has a dookie but his name is dookie but

by Bootie juice April 15, 2020