by SMACK A RONI May 13, 2022

A fire alarm beep.
I was walking up the street the other day, and when i passed this one house, and I heard the Compton Cricket. Now I know the owner is from Compton.
by dandysavage April 28, 2025

Robbie C Jones, Bats 9 Bearly bowls as a 7th former in a young team. Used to have promise but that is long gone due to him being whipped to the miss for over a year now. Gets called down to training as VC and bowls 3 balls in 3 hours and doesn't bat but is still happy to command the troupes in the field due to his love affair with the old and wise.
by RCJ,GB February 2, 2021

A sport superior to all others in which Om and Faaris dominate because Indians and Pakistanis are gods. England think they are good but seriously...
Go FUCK URSELF
Go FUCK URSELF
Person 1: We're playing Cricket
Person 2: Lucky that sport is far superior than all others
Person 1: I just got to be careful with all the Indians and Pakistanis
Person 2: Yeah they're GODS
Person 2: Lucky that sport is far superior than all others
Person 1: I just got to be careful with all the Indians and Pakistanis
Person 2: Yeah they're GODS
by MaNameDefinetleyNotJeff July 21, 2019

An individual with a substance addiction, which is supported through the sale of stolen merchandise. A "cricket" is characteristically active at night, marketing stolen items to contacts quickly by selling goods at a discounted rate. They are likely to be housing and dropping off merchandise via a 1998-2011 Ford Crown Victoria. If a regular customer, it is not uncommon for a cricket to take requests for future transactions.
I met up with my cricket, but when I bought what I asked for, he tried to sell me a vacuum cleaner and a speaker.
by T. Sherman January 16, 2024

Teacher: the project is due next Tuesday.
Sea cricket: *raises hand* when's the project due.
Jose: he just said next Tuesday you sea cricket!
Sea cricket: *raises hand* when's the project due.
Jose: he just said next Tuesday you sea cricket!
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by Applenocinnamon October 7, 2023
