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Midget Cowboy

1. A Cowboy who is seen as very short
2. A person with a large upper body and small legs
3. A small person wearing a large hat or riding a horse
That there was a midget cowboy, you could tell by his small legs.

That midget cowboy there fell off his horse.

Caleb is a midget cowboy.

I saw a midget cowboy wearing a fantastic hat the other day.
by Mystery016 December 30, 2011
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SD Cowboy

shitty dick cowboy

"The dude at Subway was such a little SD Cowboy"
by therealdjtron May 13, 2009
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Cowboy Costume

An overpriced, massive, and gaudy pickup truck that is most often never used for any actual work by it's owner.
Dave: "Yeah, I just recently bought this Ford F-450 Platinum Mega-Hyper Deluxe Freedom Cheeseburger Edition for only $79,999.99 and got a 15-inch lift kit with some sick rims."
Jim: "That's a very nice cowboy costume Dave."
by E bough January 21, 2023
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cowboy hunter

A nasty kid who likes older black women. He breaks peoples pencils and bruises their ankles.
Cowboy Hunter and his black lover will be together forever! #yeeyee
by Michael😄 June 16, 2016
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cowboy kink

bitches who find hot men wearing cowboy hats attractive
bitches: omg!! i think i might have a cowboy kink!!
by crowinabirdcage October 8, 2022
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cowboy soda

Hey bartender I need a double shot of some of that cowboy soda!
by ImaSmartMF June 8, 2019
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cowboy up

( an insult used between men only: to metaphorically 'grow an extra pair of balls' ans take ones responsibilities like a grown man
Incompetent teen son: dad I got my girlfriend pregnant. What do I do?

Father: cowboy up and be a dad. And btw, I am busy ( slams door in son's face)
by Sexydimma May 28, 2017
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