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Cardon

An unexpected erection or heightened sexual tension aroused via travelling in a car.
This awkward disposition can occur regardless of family members or sexually unattractive friends, pets or even nobody at all. It is brought on by boredom, which leads to thoughts of sex. Vibrations of the road cause friction within the loins and stimulate the minds lust for love.

A cardon can be applied to the following situations; travelling via flight, rail or boat.

A cardon nearly always occurs at an inappropriate moment, usually at the end of a journey or at a moment when you are expected to leave your seat.
The car park was busy, but there was a large space outside the restaurants main entrance. Everyone I knew was braving the cold winter breeze just to welcome us to my mother’s 50th birthday party. She was so surprised to see so many people and climbed out the car with such gusto. The rest of my family, including our dog Lucy rushed to the excited crowd. Moments later they were all looking over to the car, wondering if i was about to surprise my mother with another birthday prank, perhaps?
The driver asks me, "Are you not getting out mate?"

"I can't, I've only got a frickin Cardon!"

"Just put your head back against the seat sir, I'll sort it."
He climbed out of the front of the car, removed his hat and solemnly told my family that I was dead.

Example 2

Delivery van turns up at the front door. An excited young man rushes down the path.

"Have you got my new tv?"

"Yes."

"Well may I have it?"

"Not yet mate. Got a bit of a carndon situation."
by lomosapien December 26, 2011
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corona snot

That rubber cement sticky stuff frequently found on 12-packs and cases of Corona beer
The floor of the beer cooler is covered with Corona Snot in the third aisle
by Extreme Sensations June 17, 2017
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CoronaCation

Whenever work,school,ect are closed due to coronavirus (covid-19 for you scientist for a few weeks, you are now on a CoronaCation
Bro 1: dude school's closed due to coronavirus for a few weeks

Bro 2: BRO then its a CoronaCation

Bro 1: HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by uwu_chuck March 13, 2020
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Coronacation

An unpaid vacation forced on employees to help prevent the spread of the coronavirus.
Do you think we’re going to get a Coronacation from work soon?
by Jewelianpie March 13, 2020
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coronacation

a vacation one takes during a pandemic (particularly the 2020 coronavirus outbreak) to take advantage of absurdly cheap airfare
Yo, coronacation in Miami next week! $40 roundtrip, let's party!
by Tng222 March 15, 2020
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Coronacation

Being on vacation due to the unfortunate coronavirus, scientifically known as COVID-19. Has students and workers across the globe at home and isolated from the rest of the world. Cannot call this a vacation due to the lack of traveling because of the crazy transmission of the virus.
Person One: “Hey, wanna link?”
Person Two: “Nah bro I’m on this coronacation and I can’t leave the house
by pacman2023 March 15, 2020
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