by Ricky Martin1 April 26, 2012
by Baby Yoda 912 January 24, 2020
Is a dickhead. Spoon licker.
by Baby Yoda 912 January 24, 2020
Cooper Aultman is a white classic high school boy. He makes bad 911 jokes, racist jokes, gay jokes, and sexist jokes. Yet he seems to make people laugh. Sometimes.
by User72836382929 March 07, 2024
Mini Cooper is an adorable car with a fashionable driver behind the wheel. Unreliable but zippy, this vehicle may leave you stranded on the side of the highway but by God you will look fucking Euro trash cute with the hood up and your thumb out. Don’t talk bad about this car when you are within earshot because as soon as you do it will go all “Christine” on you, locking the doors and emitting numerous check engine lights that can only be cleared by the Gods at Mini Cooper themselves. Mini Coopers make you smile when you see them on the road because they are cute and you aren’t the one dealing with the constant headache of a BMW manufactured engine.
I saw a Mini Cooper broke down on the 80 and couldn’t get over the how perfectly symmetrical the racing stripes were.
by LynnyO September 25, 2020