to read a book

Codeword for sexual activity of some sort (options A, B or C)

"Shall we go read a book?"
"My, you're so good at reading books"
"If I come around, can I read a book with you?"

by Monkey! December 3, 2004

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book goggles

phenomenon in which one's time in the bookfield makes physically unattractive persons appear beautiful; works wonders for people of all shapes, sizes, colors, and ages.

During delivery week, I thought the 45 year old heffer and her 13 year old daughter were the two hottest pieces of meat in the market. Thank you Book Goggles.

by Joe @ UT September 9, 2008

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Awesome, enjoyable, fine, good. A substitute for the word "cool". Can be used in any situation when one is satisfied or content with the outcome of a situation. Can also be used to describe past situations. It is also applicable to any other instance that is not mentioned here.

The word book can also be used in a phrase that connects it to the other definition of book, an article of reading.

"That movie was book dude."

"Is that a new haircut? Lookin' book man!"

"That concert was so book, the library can't even compete!"

by TenaciousTacoK July 13, 2009

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Boofkin

When you and your girl are about to do the nasty, you wip out ya cock and start smacking her luscious booty and whisper in her ear, 'ya ass gone get it sexy!' you shove your dick in till she shits on it, take it out, shove it in her mouth and cum all over that bitches mouth. Make her swllow your cum. Then take your dick out and fuck her pussy till she begs for mercy.

Marcy was always so polite around my parents, but little did they know that she's a kinky whore who loves the boofkin all night long.

by NoCondomBJ66 January 12, 2009

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